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Commander Toad

2014-09-04T04:29:08Z

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===Verse 1===

Who is this man, who stands so calm and silent 
While gazing out into the great abyss? 
His face serene, his eyes bespeak a wisdom 
Caught from the stars, a deep unfathomed bliss 

He sails his mighty ship across the night skies 
Its emerald sheen reflects a thousand suns 
So quietly it flies, as out the portholes 
Uncounted worlds are winking off and on 

===Verse 2===

Among the fleet, no man is like the Captain 
He stands apart, unequalled, bright and brave 
Forever sworn to plumb arcane expanses 
Primordial depths beneath galactic waves 

An ancient traveler he, for hidden ages 
Traversing glad this solitary road 
Where he has gone, no mortal man may follow 
For he is not a man, he is a toad! 

===Chorus===

COMMANDER TOAD 
COMMANDER TOAD 
COMMANDER TOAD! 

===Verse 3===

Commander Toad has crossed the gaping cosmos 
No planet is there where he is unknown 
His image shines upon the vaulting firmament 
His name is writ in its foundation stone 

The primal secrets whispered by the Old Ones 
Commander Toad has known these mysteries 
For he was there before the word was uttered 
Before the darkness brought forth deities 

===Verse 4===

Commander Toad, and who will speak of his birth? 
The bounds of time and space had not been wrought 
The universe's span he saw established 
Before the gods had yet created aught 

Commander Toad, O may he live forever! 
Who roamed the spheres before the world began 
Who saw the deep, Who climbed the highest heaven 
Surpassing all the kings of mortal man 

[[Category:Songs]]

The Worst Thing

2014-09-04T04:27:55Z

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===Verse 1===

To speak in terms of pure aesthetics 
It's like Botticelli were still alive 
But now I've learned that where utility's concerned 
You aren't worth two stars out of five

The very first time you caught my eye 
You struck me down like Azrael 
You held my hand and I was instantly damned 
To the second circle of the saddest hell

===CHORUS 1===

I look into your eyes and I know it's too late 
This is... the worst thing 
The Outer Gods could not inflict a crueller fate 
You are the worst thing that's ever happened to me

===Verse 2===
To kiss thy soft cheeks' blooming tinge 
You decry as sexual assault 
Don't try to get semantic with this homeless romantic 
Your daddy issues aren't my fault

You wanna fool around but you're fickle as Fortuna 
You ask me in, then turn me down 
Love's not love that alters when mere affection falters 
So don't just think I'll wait around

===CHORUS 2===

I hold you in my arms and I start to suffocate 
This is... the worst thing 
I wish I'd joined a cloister where they read the Vulgate 
You are the worst thing that's ever happened to me

===Bridge===

You say we're just a little dysfunctional 
But honey, let's get one thing straight 
All your good intentions aren't even worth the mention 
'Cause when they're misdirected, LOVE IS HATE

===Verse 3===

You thought it was enough to keep a hot facade 
But now the walls are falling in 
Your alabaster brow ain't gonna help you now 
We've got to answer for our sin

What we have between us isn't pure or true 
It's called down wrath from up above 
Perhaps I sound Byronic, in which case it's ironic 
That all I ever wanted was your love

===CHORUS 3===

I rebelled against the heavens when we started to date 
This is... the worst thing 
The only option is destruction when you can't create 
You are the worst thing that's ever happened to me

===CHORUS 4===

We crossed a little line and now we're reprobate 
This is... the worst thing 
If you think it sucks, well darling, I relate 
'Cause you're the worst thing that's ever happened to me

[[Category:Songs]]

The Worst Thing

2014-09-04T04:27:41Z

173.206.5.148: /* Verse 1 */

===Verse 1===

To speak in terms of pure aesthetics 
It's like Botticelli were still alive 
But by now I've learned that where utility's concerned 
You aren't worth two stars out of five

The very first time you caught my eye 
You struck me down like Azrael 
You held my hand and I was instantly damned 
To the second circle of the saddest hell

===CHORUS 1===

I look into your eyes and I know it's too late 
This is... the worst thing 
The Outer Gods could not inflict a crueller fate 
You are the worst thing that's ever happened to me

===Verse 2===
To kiss thy soft cheeks' blooming tinge 
You decry as sexual assault 
Don't try to get semantic with this homeless romantic 
Your daddy issues aren't my fault

You wanna fool around but you're fickle as Fortuna 
You ask me in, then turn me down 
Love's not love that alters when mere affection falters 
So don't just think I'll wait around

===CHORUS 2===

I hold you in my arms and I start to suffocate 
This is... the worst thing 
I wish I'd joined a cloister where they read the Vulgate 
You are the worst thing that's ever happened to me

===Bridge===

You say we're just a little dysfunctional 
But honey, let's get one thing straight 
All your good intentions aren't even worth the mention 
'Cause when they're misdirected, LOVE IS HATE

===Verse 3===

You thought it was enough to keep a hot facade 
But now the walls are falling in 
Your alabaster brow ain't gonna help you now 
We've got to answer for our sin

What we have between us isn't pure or true 
It's called down wrath from up above 
Perhaps I sound Byronic, in which case it's ironic 
That all I ever wanted was your love

===CHORUS 3===

I rebelled against the heavens when we started to date 
This is... the worst thing 
The only option is destruction when you can't create 
You are the worst thing that's ever happened to me

===CHORUS 4===

We crossed a little line and now we're reprobate 
This is... the worst thing 
If you think it sucks, well darling, I relate 
'Cause you're the worst thing that's ever happened to me

[[Category:Songs]]

The Book of Alternative Rock

2014-09-04T04:27:02Z

173.206.5.148:

* [[Commander_Toad|Commander Toad]]
* [[All_We_Have_Is_Our_Love|All We Have Is Our Love]]
* [[Ordinary_Girl|Ordinary Girl]]
* [[Something_to_Bleed|Something to Bleed]]
* [[Disco_Club|Disco Club]]
* [[Gods]]
* [[You_Funk_My_Battleship|You Funk My Battleship]]
* [[Rus']]
* [[The_Worst_Thing|The Worst Thing]]
* [[School]]
* [[Bears_(Probably)|Probably Bears]]
* [[Through_Glass|Through Glass]]
* [[Vanity_of_vanities|Vanity of Vanities]]
* [[Santiago El Grande]]

Disco Club

2014-09-04T04:24:26Z

173.206.5.148: Created page with "===Verse 1=== Let's go dancing, we'll dance all night This town is all wrong, but we can be right Yeah yeah yeah, disco club You're feeling nervous, take m..."

===Verse 1===

Let's go dancing, we'll dance all night 
This town is all wrong, but we can be right 
Yeah yeah yeah, disco club 

You're feeling nervous, take my hand 
Move your feet to the sound of the band 
Yeah yeah yeah, disco club

===Chorus===

At the disco club, everyone forgets the pain 
At the disco club, it's like you have a different name 
Just let go and lose it, drown yourself in the music 
Yeah yeah yeah, at the disco club

===Verse 2===

Our lives are in tatters like a broken kite 
Fading away with the evening light 
Yeah yeah yeah, disco club 

But we don't have to let it get us down 
Close your eyes as you spin me around 
Yeah yeah yeah, disco club

===Verse 3===

All alone after we scream and fight 
Smackin' the kraken every single night 
Yeah yeah yeah, disco club 

My eyeliner's running as my throat gets tight 
But I hear the band playing and they're outta sight 
Yeah yeah yeah, disco club

The Book of Alternative Rock

2014-09-04T04:19:00Z

173.206.5.148:

* [[Commander_Toad|Commander Toad]]
* [[Bears_(Probably)|Probably Bears]]
* [[All_We_Have_Is_Our_Love|All We Have Is Our Love]]
* [[The_Worst_Thing|The Worst Thing]]
* [[School]]
* [[Through_Glass|Through Glass]]
* [[Ordinary_Girl|Ordinary Girl]]
* [[Disco_Club|Disco Club]]
* [[Something_to_Bleed|Something to Bleed]]
* [[You_Funk_My_Battleship|You Funk My Battleship]]
* [[Vanity_of_vanities|Vanity of Vanities]]
* [[Gods]]
* [[Rus']]
* [[Santiago El Grande]]