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Kinetic Rhythm

2013-07-18T09:54:27Z

194.44.213.94:

OR: '''''A Plague Upon Their House'''''

* [[Duuhhh_Pancakes?|Duuhhh Pancakes?]]
* [[Bad_Things|Bad Things]]
* [[Thorn]]
* [[Basement_paradise|Basement Paradise]]
* [[The_Garden_of_Earthly_Delights|The Garden of Earthly Delights]]
* [[Frog_and_Toad|Frog and Toad]]
* [[Cthulhu]]/[[Dust_to_Hell|Dust to Hell]]

===NO===

* [[Death_to_the_Infidels|Death to the Infidels, or The Ballad of Muslim Zack]]
* [[In_the_Ayer|In the Ayer]]
* [[The_Wisdom_of_Solomon|The Wisdom of Solomon]]

Gods

2013-07-17T19:49:58Z

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===Verse 1===

As a child I would sit, I would listen 
As your voices crowded my mind 
Oh Gods, I would run in the forest 
But ever your faces would I find

In the stillness, in the quiet, I can touch you 
Oh Gods, you are ever with me 
In the sky, in the fire, I see you 
Your eyes stare out from the sea

===Verse 2===

If I go down to the depths, into Hades 
Even there you walk by my side 
And I try to escape from you, Gods 
Your presence can I never abide

If I lie with my love in the darkness 
If I take her into my bed 
Oh Gods, as I reach out to embrace her 
It is you that I see in her stead

===Verse 3===

You are monstrous, O Gods, and I fear you 
Like a spider crawling under my skin 
For I know no offering, no oblation 
Could cover up the multitude of my sin

And my nakedness is ever before Thee 
As I shiver, and I cower in the night 
Thou seest my inmost desires 
They are loathsome, they are foul in Thy sight

===Verse 4===

So I hide, for I cannot bear that Thou 
Shouldst gaze upon all of my shame 
But Thy Spirit shall never forsake me 
And I hear as Thou callest my name

[[Category:Songs]]

Ordinary Girl

2013-07-17T19:47:25Z

194.44.213.94: /* Verse 2 */

===Verse 1===

I go to school 'cause it's what's expected of me 
Marching to society's drum and fife (ORDINARY) 
I don't know why I let myself conform to standards 
What is the meaning of life?

===Chorus===

I'm just an ordinary girl 
In an ordinary world 

===Verse 2===

I go to work 'cause I'm strapped for decent money 
Put on a smile so I don't cry (ORDINARY) 
There's always old guys trying to flirt and leering at me 
Why can't they fuck off and die?

===Verse 3===

I go to church 'cause it makes my fambly happy 
But who the hell is this Jesus Christ? (ORDINARY) 
The ancient gods, the eternal demiurges 
Reign over sea, land, and sky

===Alternate Verse 3===

I go to church 'cause I love the patrimony 
But now there's traddies always trashin' the ORDINARY 
How come they bicker 'bout the Book of Common Prayer 
Why can't we all just unite? 

===Alternate Chorus 2===

I'm just an ordinary girl 
In an ordinariate

Bears (Probably)

2013-07-17T19:45:58Z

194.44.213.94: /* Verse 2 */

===Verse 1===

Well my dog ran away 
And my pigs ran away 
And my woman sat down and cried 
All the milk is spoiled 
The plans are foiled 
And someone ate my pie

===Chorus 1===

It was probably bears 
It was probably bears 
They make me cuss and swear 
It was probably bears

===Verse 2===

My livestock's dead 
I got no hair on my head 
And my children have the plague 
I accident'ly made toast 
From the Sacred Host 
And a critter ate my leg

===Chorus 2===

It was probably bears 
It was probably bears 
They snuck up the stairs 
It was probably bears

===Verse 3===

My woman says with a scowl 
That I should throw in the towel 
And wave my fist at the sky 
She tells me I should curse God 
But her case is flawed 
And I tell her exactly why

===Chorus 3===

It was probably bears 
It was probably bears 
I say, au contraire 
It was probably bears

===Bridge===

I'm afflicted with misfortune, let me emphasize 
And my friends won't help, they just philosophize 
My house burned up and my children are deceased 
I'm getting blamed for conflicts in the Middle East 
My wife keeps naggin' 'cause our reputation's soiled 
I've got the runs in my bum and a bad case of boils 
I'm scrapin' at 'em, s'what I got this piece of a jar for 
And now they blamin' me for the genocide in Darfur 
They hatin' on me for the Greek economy 
Pointin' fingers 'cause don't want any more austerity 
It's my fault that the U.S. hit the debt ceilin', and 
And that the Turks massacred a million Armenians 
I've been excommunicated by the Catholic Church 
For coming up with heresies would make your stomach lurch 
The Russian Patriarch says along with the Pope, he'll 
Blame me for the sack of Constantinople 
I'm gettin' blamed right and left for West Bank tensions 
They're even sayin' I'm behind Christ's crucifixion 
Y'all biscuitheads.

===Verse 4===

Well I rebelled against God 
A demonic jihad 
And there was war in the heavenly realm 
We fought the Archangel Michael 
In a vicious cycle 
But were cast down into hell

===Chorus 4===

It was probably bears 
It was probably bears 
And no one even cares 
It was probably bears

[[Category:Songs]]