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Bad Things

2011-12-23T21:55:00Z

209.87.225.94: /* Verse 3 */

===Verse 1===

We love to do bad things 
Kicking nurses giving CPR 
Bad things 
Punching babies, keying police cars 
Bad things 
We love doing them 
Even though we know they're definitely wrong

===Verse 2===

Bad things 
Singing carols outside a nursing home 
At 3 A.M. 
Stealing money from the Bailey savings and loan 
They're bad things 
We love doing them 
Even though we know they're definitely wrong

===Bridge===

I love to beat up the homeless! 
To steal from the desperately poor! 
Watch me shoplift from the Salvation Army 
I'm one bad guy, you can't do a thing for me

===Verse 3===

I love to do bad things 
Spiking fruit juice at the kindergarten (NO REMORSE) 
Bad things 
Stealing books from the public library 
I do bad things 
And I don't care, even though, I know, they're desperately wrong

The Book of Alternative Rock

2011-12-23T20:02:31Z

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[[Adventure_to_the_Moon|Adventure to the Moon]] 
[[Bears_(Probably)|Probably Bears]] 
[[The_Worst_Thing|The Worst Thing]] 
[[Through_Glass|Through Glass]] 
[[Microcosm_of_Stupidity|Microcosm of Stupidity]] 
[[Something_to_Bleed|Something to Bleed]] 
[[You_Funk_My_Battleship|You Funk My Battleship]] 
[[Athanasius]] 
[[Vanity_of_vanities|Vanity of Vanities]] 
[[Gods]] 
[[Rus']] 
[[Santiago El Grande]]

Rus'

2011-12-23T06:26:09Z

209.87.225.94: Created page with "IN SOVIET RUSSIA, SONG WRITE YOU"

IN SOVIET RUSSIA, SONG WRITE YOU

In the Ayer

2011-12-23T06:24:48Z

209.87.225.94: /* Verse 2 */

===Chorus===

Oh hot damn 
This is ma jam 
Keep me partyin' till the A.M. 
Y'all don't understand 
Make me throw my hands in the 
Ayer, ay-ayer, ayer, ay-ayer

===Verse 1===

Yeah, this is ma jam, y'all don't understand 
Imma make you understand why I'm waging all this warfayer, fayer 
In Gotham City's town squayer, squayer 
Joker better say his prayers, prayers 
This time he's gonna need a wheelchayer, chayer 
There I go here's what you get for your wrong 
See if your chiropractor can atone 
For the destruction I done your backbone 
Yeah, I could total the Vietcong 
Even though don't you know I don't use guns 
Because my parents were killed by one 
But to this day I've yet to be outdone 
And I'd be lying if I said it's no fun 
Oh hot damn 
Fightin' crime to the A.M. 
I love it so much it's got me sayin'

===(Chorus)===

===Verse 2===

Hey, hey, I'll own that crime wave 
Like a Terminator I'm doin' my thang 
Stoppin' those freaks from robbin' the bank 
Fly to Tokyo in my custom plane 
I put on this cowl so you won't know my name 
Knock you out cold 'cause you crooks are insane 
But when you villains go poison my dame 
I'll leave then and there 'cause that stuff's in her veins 
Stay with me, stay with me 
Psychotropic shots don't make you sleep 
Antidote 
For the drugs 
That dose should be enough 
Won't make you throw it up 
Get you right back on the top 
Now the bad guys better despayer, payer 
'Cause I ain't waiting on the world like Mayer 
And I ain't no Smokey the Bayer, Bayer 
I'm a badass crime-fightin' billionayer 

===(Chorus)===

===Verse 3===

Poot slap, poot slap, dansk! What's that staunch? 
Poot slap, poot slap, dansk! What's that staunch? 
Poot slap, poot slap, dansk! What's that staunch? 
Poot slap, poot slap, dansk! What's that staunch? 

(What are you, dense? Are you retarded or something? Don't you know who I am? I'm the goddamn BATMAN.) 

Poot slap, poot slap, dansk! What's that staunch? 
Poot slap, poot slap, dansk! What's that staunch? 
Poot slap, poot slap, dansk! What's that staunch? 
Poot slap, poot slap, dansk! What's that staunch? 

Can't touch this.

Kinetic Rhythm

2011-12-23T06:15:59Z

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OR: '''''A Plague Upon Their House'''''

* [[Duuhhh_Pancakes?|Duuhhh Pancakes?]]
* [[Bad_Things|Bad Things]]
* [[Death_to_the_Infidels|Death to the Infidels, or The Ballad of Muslim Zack]]
* [[In_the_Ayer|In the Ayer]]
* [[Thorn]]
* [[The_Wisdom_of_Solomon|The Wisdom of Solomon]]
* [[Basement_paradise|Basement Paradise]]
* [[Frog_and_Toad|Frog and Toad]]
* [[The_Garden_of_Earthly_Delights|The Garden of Earthly Delights]]
* [[Cthulhu]]/[[Dust_to_Hell|Dust to Hell]]

The Wisdom of Solomon

2011-12-23T06:11:56Z

209.87.225.94: /* Verse 2 */

===Verse 1===

In the first chapter of the book 
The Wisdom of Solomon sayeth 
That he who uttereth blasphemies 
For his error surely payeth

The Spirit who doth search all things 
This man's heart will penetrate 
Justice will not pass him by 
But the Father's wrath will sate

===Verse 2===

Their reason was unsound and false 
Ascribing birth to merely chance 
Death brings all that is to nought 
As we join his gruesome dance

So then let us eat and drink 
With us let weakness be there none 
Thus they think and so will do 
Until their earthly days are done

===Bridge===

No one prays to the saints of old 
The ancient statutes forgotten lie 
A crooked generation this 
Who truth and goodness crucify

===Verse 3===

The righteous souls will see God's face 
Beyond their earthly life's surcease 
Trials of fire they shall endure 
And through them come to perfect peace

Consigned to void eternal they 
Will be who scorned the upright man 
But o'er his chosen God will watch 
And bring them truth to understand

The Wisdom of Solomon

2011-12-23T06:11:12Z

209.87.225.94: /* Bridge */

===Verse 1===

In the first chapter of the book 
The Wisdom of Solomon sayeth 
That he who uttereth blasphemies 
For his error surely payeth

The Spirit who doth search all things 
This man's heart will penetrate 
Justice will not pass him by 
But the Father's wrath will sate

===Verse 2===

Their reason was unsound and false 
Ascribing birth to merely chance 
Death brings all that is to naught 
As we join his gruesome dance

So then let us eat and drink 
With us let weakness be there none 
Thus they think and so will do 
Until their earthly days are done

===Bridge===

No one prays to the saints of old 
The ancient statutes forgotten lie 
A crooked generation this 
Who truth and goodness crucify

===Verse 3===

The righteous souls will see God's face 
Beyond their earthly life's surcease 
Trials of fire they shall endure 
And through them come to perfect peace

Consigned to void eternal they 
Will be who scorned the upright man 
But o'er his chosen God will watch 
And bring them truth to understand

Death to the Infidels

2011-12-21T17:40:51Z

209.87.225.94: /* Verse 2 */

=== Verse 1 ===

This here's the story of Muslim Zack 
He waged a noble jihad in Iraq 
On his side was God, at his side was a gun 
He sure made those American unbelievers run

=== Verse 2 ===

There is only one God, so don't say three 
And Muhammad his Prophet, that's what Zack believed 
The Koran was the Words of God, he knew 
Surely God is cognizant of all you do

=== Verse 3 ===

Now the Yanks had yanked Zack and put him in the jug 
Just because he had put a bomb under a truck 
They tried to break his will with "Enter Sandman" 
Unaware Zack was a Metallica fan

=== Verse 4 ===

Then one night in a vision came the angel Jibreel 
Who gave Zack the plans for a suit made of steel 
So Zack built that suit according to the plans 
And when he had finished, he became IRON MAN

=== Verse 5 ===

''(to the tune of "Iron Man")'' 

He put on the suit 
And became one lethal dude 
Blowing up the troops 
Turned their brains into pea soup

He destroyed the base 
It was gone without a trace 
Free from prison cell 
To wage war on infidels

''(to the tune of "Back to the Abacus")'' 

Death to the infidels 
Because they won't get out of Iraq 
Death to the infidels 
And better make sure they don't come back

Kinetic Rhythm

2011-12-21T17:40:14Z

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* [[Duuhhh_Pancakes?|Duuhhh Pancakes?]]
* [[Bad_Things|Bad Things]]
* [[Death_to_the_Infidels|Death to the Infidels, or The Ballad of Muslim Zack]]
* [[In_the_Ayer|In the Ayer]]
* [[Thorn]]
* [[The_Wisdom_of_Solomon|The Wisdom of Solomon]]
* [[Basement_paradise|Basement Paradise]]
* [[Frog_and_Toad|Frog and Toad]]
* [[The_Garden_of_Earthly_Delights|The Garden of Earthly Delights]]
* [[Cthulhu]]/[[Dust_to_Hell|Dust to Hell]]

The Book of Alternative Rock

2011-12-21T04:16:23Z

209.87.225.94:

[[Blueberry_Pie|Blueberry Pie]] 
[[Adventure_to_the_Moon|Adventure to the Moon]] 
[[Bears_(Probably)|Probably Bears]] 
[[The_Worst_Thing|The Worst Thing]] 
[[Through_Glass|Through Glass]] 
[[Microcosm_of_Stupidity|Microcosm of Stupidity]] 
[[Something_to_Bleed|Something to Bleed]] 
[[You_Funk_My_Battleship|You Funk My Battleship]] 
[[Athanasius]] 
[[Vanity_of_vanities|Vanity of Vanities]] 
[[Gods]] 
[[Rus']] 
[[Santiago El Grande]]

You Funk My Battleship

2011-12-21T04:14:09Z

209.87.225.94: Created page with "''This song is a funkstrumental.''"

''This song is a funkstrumental.''

The Book of Alternative Rock

2011-12-21T03:34:11Z

209.87.225.94:

[[Blueberry_Pie|Blueberry Pie]] 
[[Adventure_to_the_Moon|Adventure to the Moon]] 
[[Probably_Bears|Probably Bears]] 
[[The_Worst_Thing|The Worst Thing]] 
[[Through_Glass|Through Glass]] 
[[Microcosm_of_Stupidity|Microcosm of Stupidity]] 
[[Something_to_Bleed|Something to Bleed]] 
[[You_Funk_My_Battleship|You Funk My Battleship]] 
[[Athanasius]] 
[[Vanity_of_vanities|Vanity of Vanities]] 
[[Gods]] 
[[Rus']] 
[[Santiago El Grande]]

The Book of Alternative Rock

2011-12-21T03:32:20Z

209.87.225.94:

[[Blueberry_Pie|Blueberry Pie]] 
[[Adventure_to_the_Moon|Adventure to the Moon]] 
[[Probably_Bears|Probably Bears]] 
[[The_Worst_Thing|The Worst Thing]] 
[[Through_Glass|Through Glass]] 
[[Microcosm_of_Stupidity|Microcosm of Stupidity]] 
[[Something_to_Bleed]] 
[[You_Funk_My_Battleship|You Funk My Battleship]] 
[[Athanasius]] 
[[Vanity_of_vanities|Vanity of Vanities]] 
[[Gods]] 
[[Rus']] 
[[Santiago El Grande]]

The Book of Alternative Rock

2011-12-21T03:31:37Z

209.87.225.94:

[[Blueberry_Pie|Blueberry Pie]] 
[[Adventure_to_the_Moon|Adventure to the Moon]]
[[Probably_Bears|Probably Bears]]
[[The_Worst_Thing|The Worst Thing]]
[[Through_Glass|Through Glass]]
[[Microcosm_of_Stupidity|Microcosm of Stupidity]]
[[Something_to_Bleed]]
[[You_Funk_My_Battleship|You Funk My Battleship]]
[[Athanasius]]
[[Vanity_of_vanities|Vanity of Vanities]]
[[Gods]]
[[Rus']]
[[Santiago El Grande]]

The Book of Alternative Rock

2011-12-21T03:31:16Z

209.87.225.94: Created page with "Blueberry Pie Adventure to the Moon Probably Bears The Worst Thing [[Through_Glass|Through Glas..."

[[Blueberry_Pie|Blueberry Pie]]
[[Adventure_to_the_Moon|Adventure to the Moon]]
[[Probably_Bears|Probably Bears]]
[[The_Worst_Thing|The Worst Thing]]
[[Through_Glass|Through Glass]]
[[Microcosm_of_Stupidity|Microcosm of Stupidity]]
[[Something_to_Bleed]]
[[You_Funk_My_Battleship|You Funk My Battleship]]
[[Athanasius]]
[[Vanity_of_vanities|Vanity of Vanities]]
[[Gods]]
[[Rus']]
[[Santiago El Grande]]

Main Page

2011-12-21T03:19:27Z

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We should probably stick a band description here or summat... The problem being, we still need to define what the band is, exactly!

Zimmy: I KNOW WHO WE ARE! We're a band pretending to be a band disguised as another band!

== Pages of interest ==

* [[The_Book_of_Alternative_Rock|The Book of Alternative Book]]
* [[Kinetic_Rhythm|Kinetic Rhythm's album page]]
* [[Notes_for_Kinetic_Rhythm|Notes for Kinetic Rhythm]]
* [[Big Cardboard Robot|Big Cardboard Robot's album page]]
* [[Notes|Notes for Big Cardboard Robot]]
* [[Sound clips]]
* [[Scratch lyrics]]
* [[to_do|YO! SAMBUEL! DIS STUFF YOU NEED DO!]]

Kinetic Rhythm

2011-12-21T03:17:46Z

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