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<p>209.87.226.210: /* Verse 1 */</p> <hr /> <div>===Verse 1===<br /> <br /> The season of Christmas is here once again&lt;br/ &gt;<br /> The season of Advent&#039;s gone round&lt;br/ &gt;<br /> The young ones have handled their pink and white candles&lt;br/ &gt;<br /> And presents and pudding abound&lt;br/ &gt;<br /> <br /> Surely Santa is coming at last!&lt;br/ &gt;<br /> Surely his great revelation&#039;s at hand&lt;br/ &gt;<br /> He&#039;ll fly on a sleigh without aught of delay&lt;br/ &gt;<br /> To satisfy children&#039;s material demands&lt;br/ &gt;<br /> <br /> ===Verse 2===<br /> <br /> Yes, see how he rides on an eight-legged steed&lt;br/ &gt;<br /> From a desolate wasteland where no one has been&lt;br/ &gt;<br /> He carries a list, and all good little Christians&lt;br/ &gt;<br /> Should pray that their names are written therein&lt;br/ &gt;<br /> <br /> He knows who is good and he knows who is not&lt;br/ &gt;<br /> For Santa&#039;s good gifts are for only the good&lt;br/ &gt;<br /> And lasses and lads who are naughty and bad&lt;br/ &gt;<br /> Their sole recompense shall be fire and blood&lt;br/ &gt;<br /> <br /> ===Bridge===<br /> <br /> Holy Bishop Nicholas&lt;br/ &gt;<br /> Went down to Nicaea&lt;br/ &gt;<br /> Punched the heretic&lt;br/ &gt;<br /> Gave him diarrhea<br /> <br /> Caught up as a god&lt;br/ &gt;<br /> To the highest heaven&lt;br/ &gt;<br /> Realm of snow and ice&lt;br/ &gt;<br /> His to rule was given<br /> <br /> ===Verse 3===<br /> <br /> The judgment which Santa delivers is cruel&lt;br/ &gt;<br /> The breath from his nostrils a northerly storm&lt;br/ &gt;<br /> The beard on his chin with oil shall drip:&lt;br/ &gt;<br /> His holy anointment this task to perform&lt;br/ &gt;<br /> <br /> Day of wrath! O mourn for the wicked!&lt;br/ &gt;<br /> What evils await them on Christmas morn?&lt;br/ &gt;<br /> And what rough beast from out of the east&lt;br/ &gt;<br /> Slouches to Bethlehem now to be born?&lt;br/ &gt;</div>

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