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Basement paradise

2009-10-31T07:02:01Z

216.106.100.169: /* 2nd Chorus */

===Verse 1===

The jungle cats 
Sleep in potted plants 
And the sun here shines all day 
The heating lights 
Keep it nice and bright 
The real weather has no say 

===Verse 2===

You can sip iced tea 
By a palm tree 
And eat cookies of all kinds 
But watch your back 
Cuz the jungle cat 
Will steal any food he finds 

===Chorus===

Just hanging out on the patio 
In my basement paradise 
Summer vacation never ends 
In my basement paradise 

===Verse 3===

This place is fine 
But it's not mine 
And I think the owner's mad 
He didn't know 
I was down below 
This is turning out real bad 

===2nd Chorus===

Just hanging out in a prison cell 
Not my basement paradise 
Summer vacation's at an end 
For my basement paradise

Basement paradise

2009-10-31T07:01:39Z

216.106.100.169: /* 2nd Chorus */

===Verse 1===

The jungle cats 
Sleep in potted plants 
And the sun here shines all day 
The heating lights 
Keep it nice and bright 
The real weather has no say 

===Verse 2===

You can sip iced tea 
By a palm tree 
And eat cookies of all kinds 
But watch your back 
Cuz the jungle cat 
Will steal any food he finds 

===Chorus===

Just hanging out on the patio 
In my basement paradise 
Summer vacation never ends 
In my basement paradise 

===Verse 3===

This place is fine 
But it's not mine 
And I think the owner's mad 
He didn't know 
I was down below 
This is turning out real bad 

===2nd Chorus===

Just chillin' in a prison cell 
Not my basement paradise 
Summer vacation's at an end 
For my basement paradise

Death to the Infidels

2009-10-31T07:00:46Z

216.106.100.169: /* Verse 3 */

=== Verse 1 ===

This here's the story of Muslim Zack 
He fought the infidels in Iraq 
On his side was God, at his side was a gun 
He sure made those American unbelievers run 

There's only one God, so don't say three 
Muhammad is his prophet, that's what Zack believed 
The Qu'ran was the words of God, he knew 
Surely God is cognizant of all you do 

=== Verse 2 ===

Zack was out walking, jihad contemplatin' 
When he spotted a warhorse of the Great Satan 
He didn't think twice, he gave it twelve rounds 
Cried "Allahu ackbar!" and crouched on the ground

That American tank exploded then and there 
Ol' Zack was plum baffled, and it gave him quite a scare 
Couldn't figger why it blew up so easy without warning 
Till he 'membered the car bomb he'd placed there that morning

=== Verse 3 ===

While Zack was just standing there, feeling proud of his deed 
The American troops hadn't paid him no heed 
They sent up their boys and Zack was surrounded 
Outnumbered and cornered, but never dumbfounded

They had them a shootout, with twenty on one 
Zack took out eleven 'fore they took out his gun 
With handcuffs on his wrists and a hood over his face 
He was thrown in a car and taken back to base

=== Verse 4 ===

He wouldn't say nothin', not a word would he say 
They threatened to dunk him; he was silent anyway 
Now they couldn't use torture, it went against the rules 
So while they sat around puzzling, Zack laughed at the fools

In the end they decided to strike at his brain 
Play him music so shocking it'd drive him insane 
So they tried to break his will with "Enter Sandman" 
Unaware that Zack was a Metallica fan

=== Verse 5 ===

This stalemate went on 40 days and 40 nights 
Till one night as he slept Zack saw a great light 
In his dream there appeared the angel Jibreel 
Who gave him the plans for a suit made of steel

For the next five months, not a minute did he waste 
With whatever spare parts he could find in the place 
He built up that suit according to plan 
And when he was finished, he became IRON MAN

=== Verse 6 ===

''(to the tune of "Iron Man")'' 

He put on the suit 
And became one lethal dude 
Blowing up the troops 
Turned their brains into pea soup

He destroyed the base 
It was gone without a trace 
Free from prison cell 
To wage war on infidels

''(to the tune of "Back to the Abacus")'' 

Death to the infidels 
Because they won't get out of Iraq 
Death to the infidels 
And better make sure they don't come back

Guitar Hero

2009-10-31T06:58:30Z

216.106.100.169: /* Verse 3 */

===Verse 1===

Tried to learn to play a real six-string once 
It hurt my fingers so I put it down 
Watched all the cool kids playing in their rock bands 
Whined online 'cause I couldn't make a sound

But now there's no more playing second-best to those guys 
Since they came out with the Xbox game 
Doesn't matter if I don't have any talent 
I can play a mean guitar all the same

===Chorus===

I wanna be a Guitar Hero 
Wanna hear the fans screaming out for me 
I don't really care if it's a video game 
I just wanna live my teenage fantasy

===Verse 2===

Colourful controller and a colourful light show 
Couldn't care less if it's CGI 
Shredding out the riffs by pushing pretty plastic 
Pretty easy after a couple of tries

Doesn't make a difference if I screw it up 
'Cause no one's gonna boo me off the stage 
Start it all over like it never happened 
Here I am, let's turn the page

===Verse 3===

Gets a little lonely in my parents' basement 
Even with a hundred zillion fans 
Kinda wish I had a couple friends to play with 
But I guess it's not like I could jam

After all, I don't wanna make an album 
Got no high artistic aim 
I don't really wanna show the truth to people 
I just wanna hear them shout my name