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<div>===Introit===<br />
<br />
...We've made a mistake...<br /><br />
...We must leave here...<br />
<br />
===Part I: Free 'Verse===<br />
(Something Pink floyd-ish for music?) <br />
<br />
They'll track us down, they'll hunt us like a pack of thieves<br /><br />
They'll pull us to the ground, and drag us underneath<br /><br />
We have no escape, nowhere to run and hide<br /><br />
There's no way out; we won't leave with our lives<br />
<br />
Where can we turn? Where can we find relief?<br /><br />
No bridge to burn, to seal off our retreat.<br /><br />
We've done no harm; we meant no wrong<br /><br />
It feels like there's no place that we belong<br />
<br />
We see on the horizon, a great, looming shape<br /><br />
It's there we run, in hopes of finding peace<br /><br />
We don't have much time; they'll catch us very soon<br /><br />
So we must leave, on an adventure to the moon<br />
<br />
We climb aboard, and behind us close the door<br /><br />
We flip the switch, and then drop to the floor<br /><br />
We just made it in time, I can hear them getting near<br /><br />
But we're safe inside; there's nothing for us to fear<br />
<br />
The ship rises fast, hurtling at great speed<br /><br />
We watch out the window, and watch the earth recede<br /><br />
The moon draws near, and we slowly lose velocity<br /><br />
We enter into orbit, and fall back in disbelief<br />
<br />
===Part II: Moon Trolley===<br />
<br />
(Something David Bowie-ish for music?)<br />
<br />
Docking near the moon's dark side<br /><br />
We prepared to disembark<br /><br />
Didn't know how many would die<br /><br />
When we entered in the dark<br />
<br />
All seemed well as we looked around<br /><br />
Till we spotted the moon creatures<br /><br />
They ran our ship aground<br /><br />
It seems our trouble was a double feature<br />
<br />
For in their hands they wielded guns<br /><br />
And soon they fired a volley<br /><br />
Unlucky ones got brains of sponge<br /><br />
We took cover in a trolley<br />
<br />
When they came near we charged from the rear<br /><br />
And took them by surprise<br /><br />
We used our swords, cut them like cords<br /><br />
Then ran for the sunrise<br />
<br />
Soon, we reached the sun again<br /><br />
And with it came protection<br /><br />
Those moon guys weren't very sane<br /><br />
Hated the sun like injections<br />
<br />
===Part III: So Much Pus===<br />
<br />
When all was said and done<br /><br />
And we'd killed everyone<br /><br />
The zombies ran away<br /><br />
That's what the pirates say<br /><br />
<br />
But every time I see them<br /><br />
Makes me wish I had a gun<br /><br />
If I knew about the black hole<br /><br />
Then I guess I'd have more fun<br />
<br />
We killed a bunch of ninjas there<br /><br />
And they killed lots of us<br /><br />
The battle raged for forty days<br /><br />
Upon the Plains of Pus<br />
<br />
(So... much... pus.)<br />
<br />
But after all that time had passed<br /><br />
And all our snacks were gone<br /><br />
Both sides were in a desperate fix<br /><br />
We wouldn't live till dawn<br />
<br />
So then and there we called a truce<br /><br />
Agreed to disagree<br /><br />
We hopped aboard the rocket ship<br /><br />
And blasted off, whoopee!<br />
<br />
But through a fluke, we wound up in<br /><br />
A rift in time and space<br /><br />
It sucked us in and we all died<br /><br />
And that was some disgrace.</div>216.106.96.208