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Hot Hot Hot

2013-09-04T17:47:37Z

Samuel: Better first verse.

===Charles===

'Cause it's hot hot hot 
Can't live with my emotion 
Hot hot hot 
Prepare for the explosion 
Hot hot hot 
The turning point of everything is here

===Verse 1===

I said, "Can I be your man?" 
She said, "Would you understand 
The way that I live like to live like I do?"

I said baby baby stay a while 
What would it take to make you smile? 
Can't you see how much I want to be with you?

===Verse 2===

The other night we had a fight 
And leaving you took all my might 
But I couldn't live like you led me to do

And everything has turned to grey 
Now that we've gone our ways 
And I wonder if you feel like I feel like you do?

===Verse 3===

You want another verse? 
I'll show you another verse, dickbag. 
Just throw in a bomb-ass guitar solo and nobody will be any the wiser.

Oops

2013-07-22T12:16:29Z

Samuel: Make first verse funnier and chorus less suck.

== Verse 1 ==

Sixteen miles to go before they let me off 
My lawyer was a joke/public attorney, couldn't get me off 
But his wife, on the other hand 
Suffice to say that her supply met my demand

== Chorus ==

Hey ho boys, looks like we picked the wrong fight 
Didn't work all day, didn't sleep all night 
Fell off the tracks and then tore up the rails 
Looks like this time we started out to fail

Oops

2013-07-19T22:36:08Z

Samuel: Line breaks.

== Verse 1 ==

Sixteen miles to go before they let me off 
My lawyer was a joke/public attorney, couldn't get me off 
But his wife, on the other hand 
Suffice to say that she complied with my demand

== Chorus ==

Hey ho boys, looks like we picked the wrong fight 
Didn't work all day, didn't sleep all night 
Fell off the tracks and then tore up the rails 
Looks like this time we're serving time in jail

Oops

2013-07-19T22:35:38Z

Samuel: Created page with "== Verse 1 == Sixteen miles to go before they let me off My lawyer was a joke/public attorney, couldn't get me off But his wife, on the other hand Suffice to say that she compli..."

== Verse 1 ==

Sixteen miles to go before they let me off
My lawyer was a joke/public attorney, couldn't get me off
But his wife, on the other hand
Suffice to say that she complied with my demand

== Chorus ==

Hey ho boys, looks like we picked the wrong fight
Didn't work all day, didn't sleep all night
Fell off the tracks and then tore up the rails
Looks like this time we're serving time in jail

Song list

2012-06-05T16:34:32Z

Samuel:

Dis we practicin':

* Jimi Hendrix - Fire
* Rush - Limelight
* Atreyu - Falling Down
* Project 86 - Destroyer
* Muse - Hysteria
* Kevin - Fooper Fun Phil's Foam Gym Set
* us - Frog and Toad

Things to argue about:

* Cream - Sunshine of Your Love
* The Black Keys - Gold on the Ceiling

Ragnarok

2012-05-15T17:34:57Z

Samuel:

=== Verse 1 ===

A world built on honour, when lies are spoken 
Will surely fall, and Odin's word is broken 
It's not the first, for Fenris was deceived 
When he was bound, the gods' lie he believed

And Loki now is punished for his sin 
Though it be against the word of Odin 
The cock of Asgard crows to the hawk of Hel 
The earth cracks open, hear the tolling bell

=== CHORUS ===

It's the Day of Wrath 
It's here, it's Ragnarök 
Götterdämmerung 
The Twilight of the Gods

=== Verse 2 ===

All fetters break, the Wolf is bound no more 
The champions of Valhalla mass for war 
For trolls and jotuns march against Asgard 
Odin leads the gods to fight them hard

With steps enormous, Thor falls on his foes 
And fells a hundred with fierce hammer blows 
But now the Midgard's Serpent crawls up on land 
His brother Fenris too is close at hand

=== [CHORUS] ===

=== Verse 3 ===

Out of the north the Nagelfar swiftly sails 
Its hull made out of dead men's fingernails 
And at the rudder Loki grimly stands 
He seeks revenge and soon will have his chance

The deaf'ning roar of death splits ope the sky 
And from the gap comes ruler of Muspelheim 
His name is Surt, soot-black, with flaming sword 
Behind him surges his vast demonic horde

=== [CHORUS] ===

=== Verse 4 ===

The Aesir clash with jotuns, trolls, and ghosts 
Who now are joined by Surt's great fiery host 
Odin charges at Fenris' gaping maw 
But then is swallowed by the monstrous jaws

Thor pounds the Serpent till it meets its death 
And then collapses, killed by its poison breath 
Heimdall and Loki too pass from this life 
Pierced by each other's blades, they end their strife

=== [CHORUS] ===

=== Verse 5 ===

The war now ends, Yggdrasil is destroyed 
Nidhogg the dragon rises up from the void 
Then sinks back down, the world begins again 
Mankind goes on, though pagan gods be slain

But on stormy nights, if you look to the sky 
You will see a host of wild phantoms ride 
Illumined by the lightning, and in their lead 
Is One who rides upon an eight-legged steed

=== [CHORUS] ===

[[Category:Songs]]

The Good, the Bad, and Samuelguy

2012-05-15T17:34:51Z

Samuel:

=== Verse 1 ===
If you could put Armageddon in a can 
A thermonuclear device in a frying pan 
Who would you call when something's goin' wrong? 
A superhero team that is smellin' pretty strong

=== CHORUS ===
The good 
The bad 
The good, the bad, and Samuelguy 
The good 
The bad 
The good, the bad, and Samuelguy

=== Verse 2 ===
The good guys are always trying to do something good 
But with the villains they only end up wishing they could 
And the bad guys are scheming to do something bad 
Bein' real sneaky so they don't get had 
And Samuelguy's usually not up to much 
Just lightening things up with his comic touch, well

=== [CHORUS] ===

[[Category:Songs]]

Ben the Destroyer

2012-05-15T17:34:46Z

Samuel:

=== Verse 1 ===

When the others left the planet 
The ruling class elite 
Through some miserable mistake 
I wasn't taken aboard the fleet

They said they'll come and get me 
Before the earth goes up in flames 
But the proles know why we left now 
And they'll want to be treated the same

They have no place among us 
And our spaceships have no room 
These 20,000 peasants 
Must be left to their doom

But they will not let me leave here 
If they can't all come too 
So before the pod arrives 
I've got a job to do

=== CHORUS ===

I am Ben the Destroyer 
I was left behind 
With the charge to annihilate 
The rest of mankind

=== Verse 2 ===

With my class 9000 phaser 
I'll destroy the colony 
Women, men, and children 
None will escape from me

As I walk into the city 
I hear cries of anger and shock 
I simply keep on walking 
I pay no heed to the talk

Then, with sudden movement 
I open fire on the crowd 
They fall in droves before me 
Their cries now painfully loud

In the next few violent days 
I take them down one by one 
They run before me like rabbits 
Fleeing the wrath of my gun

=== [CHORUS] ===

=== Verse 3 ===

When at last the job is done 
The commoners all lie dead 
The survivors have fled to the hills 
I can rest from my task of bloodshed

I wait for many hours 
Past the time they said they'd come 
But no one comes to my rescue 
I'm left staring at the sun

It finally dawns upon me 
That they're not coming back at all 
They've left me here alone 
To await the planet's fall

Yet I feel no fear or anger 
In fact, I feel strangely fulfilled 
And as the earth begins to crumble 
I start to laugh unwilled

=== [CHORUS] ===

[[Category:Songs]]

Feral Employee

2012-05-15T17:34:39Z

Samuel:

== Lyrics ==

=== Verse 1 ===
He'll fit in among the cubicles 
Because he wears a suit and tie 
No one will ever notice 
That he's no ordinary guy

He used to be like them 
But now no more 
He steps into the workplace 
And lets out a roar

=== Chorus ===

He's the feral employee 
He's through with all the crud 
He's the feral employee 
He's out for the blood

=== Verse 2 ===
He was once another headcount 
With desk job and bad pay 
He'd come and go with all the rest of them 
From day to day

But he couldn't shake the feeling 
That he was just another cog in the clock 
One day he finally cracked 
And now he's running amok

=== Verse 3 ===
The tools of his trade 
A chainsaw and machine gun 
Are slightly unconventional 
But they'll get the work done

It's his first day on the job 
And he's already turned some heads 
But it's not him they're staring at 
It's the trail of his dead

=== Verse 4 ===
Red alert, the speaker blares 
There's a psycho on the loose 
He tries to make his getaway 
But it's no use

The cops have got him cornered 
But they won't take him down 
He puts the nozzle to his noggin 
And leaves this town

=== 2nd Chorus ===

He was the feral employee 
He couldn't stand the crud 
He was the feral employee 
And he died in cold blood

[[Category:Songs]]

I'm a Bear

2012-05-15T17:34:34Z

Samuel:

Hey there all you companies 
I'm a big old bear and I'm comin' to town 
Y'all better think of somethin' to do 
Or I'll make your stock come crashing down

'Cause I'm a bear 

Hey there all you aging folk 
Forget about early retirement 
Your fancy shares won't do you no good 
I made 'em drop 200 percent

Hey there Mr. Economy 
I'd say your time's about to end 
You were built on shaky ground and now 
There's a new Depression coming 'round the bend

*** 

I'm just a bear 
I'm coming to town 
You better watch out 
I'll tear up your economy

Yes I'm a bear 
You better watch out 
And sell all your stocks 
Or you'll lose all your money

Declining market trends, 
Oh what a pain 
Everyone loses out 
Nobody gains 
The bear's on the loose and you, 
Should be afraid 
How do things come to this? 
This is insane

I am a bear, 
I'm coming on down 
You should give up 
'Cause you just can't beat me

I am a bear 
I'll make you frown 
Tear you to shreds 
Things don't seem so sunny

Declining market trends 
Oh what a pain 
Everyone loses out 
Nobody gains 
The bear's on the loose and you 
Should be afraid 
I am the bear and so 
You're gonna pay

[[Category:Songs]]

CinemaChurch

2012-05-15T17:34:29Z

Samuel:

==Lyrics==

=== Verse 1 ===

It used to be a churchhouse 
But the crowds just wouldn't come 
They turned it into a cinema 
Because that's way more fun

The faithful moviegoers 
All sit quietly in the pews 
Their altar now a screen to which 
They have unclouded views

'Tis true the cinema is church 
That worships unknown gods 
The public offers body and soul 
To its unholy cause

=== Verse 2 ===

The mass begins, the cup received 
At the concession stand 
Silent all, they eat and drink 
But do not understand

And all the while, the flickering screen 
A sermon will impart 
Not with words, but images 
That latch onto the heart

'Tis true the cinema's church 
That captivates the mind 
Emotions take the forefront 
As all thoughts are left behind

=== Verse 3 ===

When the final hymn is done 
And light fills room entire 
The congregation stumbles out 
Not knowing what's transpired

They didn't see that this was church 
They watched to be diverted 
But heeding to the altar call 
They all have been converted

'Tis true the cinema's church 
Its all-controlling spell 
Invades the heart and shows itself 
In daily life as well

Kinema eleison 
Kinema eleison 
Kinema eleison 
Kinema eleison 

=== Verse 4 ===

The priest picks up a Super 8 
And turns the camera on 
He points it at the world around 
A new day now has dawned

Images on strips of film 
That don't bypass the mind 
Confrontational and strange 
No one has seen their kind

'Tis true the cinema's church 
That speaks unto the soul 
Our thoughts provoked, it presses us 
Towards a higher goal

'Tis true the cinema is church 
Made to the Unknown God 
Filmmakers offer body and soul 
To this, a holy cause

[[Category:Songs]]

Phoenix

2012-05-15T17:34:15Z

Samuel:

Phoenix rise 
On wings of gold 
Up from the ashes 
Of crumbled stronghold

Fly high on the wind 
Shining one 
Into the sky 
The light of the s(u|o)n

[[Category:Songs]]

Back to the Abacus

2012-05-15T17:33:54Z

Samuel:

===Verse 1===

Something's up with the Internet 
This file won't download 
For an estimated download time 
2 days is way too slow

My MP3s are all corrupted 
And now so are my OGGs 
This video won't upload to YouTube 
I can't access my blog

Since everything is shutting down 
We'd better turn ourselves around 
And go

===CHORUS===

Back to the abacus 
Because we can't count on our machines 
Back to the abacus 
Before we fall into entropy

===Verse 2===

Cell phones take forever to charge 
So now we're using pay phones 
Vinyl's finally back in style 
The retro nerds aren't alone

People don't want groceries from Wal-Mart 
They like their food home-grown 
No chemicals or genetic alterations 
They wanna grow it on their own

All the new stuff is going out 
We're going by a different route 
That goes

===[CHORUS]===

===Verse 3===

Even abacuses fall apart 
Their beads fly everywhere 
They may be simple machines 
That doesn't save them from wear and tear

No matter how far back we go 
Our inventions will break down one by one 
It's just the way of the world we've made 
A gradual descent into oblivion

Everything will break down 
We can't escape it, but for now 
We'll go

===[CHORUS]===

[[Category:Songs]]

Computer Wizard

2012-05-15T17:33:30Z

Samuel:

Ever since I was a young boy 
I've wrote HTML 
From Mackintosh to Windows 
All on my crappy Dell

But I ain't seen nothin' like him 
In all my time with these 
That deaf dumb blind kid 
Programs a mean PC

[[Category:Songs]]

That stupid guy

2012-05-15T17:33:24Z

Samuel:

== Lyrics ==

=== Verse 1 ===
Chances are you've heard of me, 
or at very least my epitome. 
I am that guy, 
Who honestly tries, 
but fails cuz of his stupidity.

=== Chorus ===
nananananana.. I am that stupid guy, 
nananananana.. I make technology fry.

=== Verse 2 ===
You might know me if you sort forms, 
I recently filled out one ordering corn. 
Misspelled name, 
oh what a shame, 
The shipment never came to my dorm.

=== Chorus ===
nananananana.. I am that stupid guy, 
nananananana.. I make technology fry.

=== Verse 3 ===
The other day I went to the bank. 
Some money I simply wished to take. 
The ATM fried, 
and the teller cried, 
the ability to break stuff I cannot shake.

=== Chorus ===
nananananana.. I am that stupid guy, 
nananananana.. I make technology fry.

=== Verse 4 ===
I bought a brand new furniture, 
thought I could assemble it for sure. 
The firetruck, 
got me unstuck, 
from the staples holding me to the floor.

[[Category:Songs]]

Cthulhu

2012-05-15T17:32:33Z

Samuel:

Cthulhu rise 
Out of the ocean 
Eat people's heads 
They're full of nutrition

Wake from your city 
Where you've slept for all time 
To bring about 
The end of mankind

[[Category:Songs]]

The Wisdom of Solomon

2012-05-15T17:32:25Z

Samuel:

===Verse 1===

In the first chapter of the book 
The Wisdom of Solomon sayeth 
That he who uttereth blasphemies 
For his error surely payeth

The Spirit who doth search all things 
This man's heart will penetrate 
Justice will not pass him by 
But the Father's wrath will sate

===Verse 2===

Their reason was unsound and false 
Ascribing birth to merely chance 
Death brings all that is to nought 
As we join his gruesome dance

So then let us eat and drink 
With us let weakness be there none 
Thus they think and so will do 
Until their earthly days are done

===Bridge===

No one prays to the saints of old 
The ancient statutes forgotten lie 
A crooked generation this 
Who truth and goodness crucify

===Verse 3===

The righteous souls will see God's face 
Beyond their earthly life's surcease 
Trials of fire they shall endure 
And through them come to perfect peace

Consigned to void eternal they 
Will be who scorned the upright man 
But o'er his chosen God will watch 
And bring them truth to understand

[[Category:Songs]]

In the Ayer

2012-05-15T17:32:20Z

Samuel:

===Chorus===

Oh hot damn 
This is ma jam 
Keep me partyin' till the A.M. 
Y'all don't understand 
Make me throw my hands in the 
Ayer, ay-ayer, ayer, ay-ayer

===Verse 1===

Yeah, this is ma jam, y'all don't understand 
Imma make you understand why I'm waging all this warfayer, fayer 
In Gotham City's town squayer, squayer 
Joker better say his prayers, prayers 
This time he's gonna need a wheelchayer, chayer 
There I go here's what you get for your wrong 
See if your chiropractor can atone 
For the destruction I done your backbone 
Yeah, I could total the Vietcong 
Even though don't you know I don't use guns 
Because my parents were killed by one 
But to this day I've yet to be outdone 
And I'd be lying if I said it's no fun 
Oh hot damn 
Fightin' crime to the A.M. 
I love it so much it's got me sayin'

===(Chorus)===

===Verse 2===

Hey, hey, I'll own that crime wave 
Like a Terminator I'm doin' my thang 
Stoppin' those freaks from robbin' the bank 
Fly to Tokyo in my custom plane 
I put on this cowl so you won't know my name 
Knock you out cold 'cause you crooks are insane 
But when you villains go poison my dame 
I'll leave then and there 'cause that stuff's in her veins 
Stay with me, stay with me 
Psychotropic shots don't make you sleep 
Antidote 
For the drugs 
That dose should be enough 
Won't make you throw it up 
Get you right back on the top 
Now the bad guys better despayer, payer 
'Cause I ain't waiting on the world like Mayer 
And I ain't no Smokey the Bayer, Bayer 
I'm a badass crime-fightin' billionayer 

===(Chorus)===

===Verse 3===

Poot slap, poot slap, dansk! What's that staunch? 
Poot slap, poot slap, dansk! What's that staunch? 
Poot slap, poot slap, dansk! What's that staunch? 
Poot slap, poot slap, dansk! What's that staunch? 

(What are you, dense? Are you retarded or something? Don't you know who I am? I'm the goddamn BATMAN.) 

Poot slap, poot slap, dansk! What's that staunch? 
Poot slap, poot slap, dansk! What's that staunch? 
Poot slap, poot slap, dansk! What's that staunch? 
Poot slap, poot slap, dansk! What's that staunch? 

Can't touch this.

[[Category:Songs]]

Death to the Infidels

2012-05-15T17:32:13Z

Samuel:

=== Verse 1 ===

This here's the story of Muslim Zack 
He waged a noble jihad in Iraq 
On his side was God, at his side was a gun 
He sure made those American unbelievers run

=== Verse 2 ===

There is only one God, so don't say three 
And Muhammad his Prophet, that's what Zack believed 
The Koran was the Words of God, he knew 
Surely God is cognizant of all you do

=== Verse 3 ===

Now the Yanks had yanked Zack and put him in the jug 
Just because he had put a bomb under a truck 
They tried to break his will with "Enter Sandman" 
Unaware Zack was a Metallica fan

=== Verse 4 ===

Then one night in a vision came the angel Jibreel 
Who gave Zack the plans for a suit made of steel 
So Zack built that suit according to the plans 
And when he had finished, he became IRON MAN

=== Verse 5 ===

''(to the tune of "Iron Man")'' 

He put on the suit 
And became one lethal dude 
Blowing up the troops 
Turned their brains into pea soup

He destroyed the base 
It was gone without a trace 
Free from prison cell 
To wage war on infidels

''(to the tune of "Back to the Abacus")'' 

Death to the infidels 
Because they won't get out of Iraq 
Death to the infidels 
And better make sure they don't come back 

[[Category:Songs]]

Dust to Hell

2012-05-15T17:31:59Z

Samuel:

===Verse 1===

Well I hear your lungs done blackened up 
And the doctors can't do naught 
You've got a couple months to live 
And you're lookin' none too hot 

Don't worry 'bout the afterlife 
I'll put your mind at rest 
You can't escape your grisly fate 
As Dante will attest

===Chorus===

Some people say it's dust to dust 
Don't swallow all that swill 
You're one screwed bloke soon as you croak 
It's dust to bloody hell

===Verse 2===

The dumb folks here will fill your head 
With thoughts of clouds and harps 
Don't pay 'em no heed, take it from me 
They make a bowling ball look sharp

Your younger friends who've been at school 
And think they're pretty smart 
Will tell you there's no point to life 
Or so says Jean-Paul Sartre

===Verse 3===

I guess you're feeling ill by now 
On top of your disease 
Your empty eyes are no surprise 
'Cause the truth don't aim to please

Dead silence is the norm as well 
Though so's a pulse, they say 
I guess it's fine, since the truth's inclined 
To take your breath away

[[Category:Songs]]

Frog and Toad

2012-05-15T17:31:54Z

Samuel:

===Verse 1===

Well it's a dead-end one-way street 
When different species meet 
And I don't wanna go down that road 
'Cause you're a frog and I'm a toad

Hippin' and hoppin' down to the pond 
A brand new feeling on me has dawned 
I say that you're the neatest frog was ever spawned 
And of you I have become rather fond

YEAH YEAH YEAH! 

===Chorus===

I see your face and I feel I want to scream 
I can't help what I'm feelin' 
But when I do it's like I'm livin' in a dream 
I can't help what I'm feelin' 
Can't help what I'm feelin', no no 
Can't help what I'm feelin'

===Verse 2===

Now we're rejected by our kin 
For our inter-species sin 
Forsaken and alone 
WIth just a chocolate ice cream cone

Together forever we shall abscond 
Like two amphibious vagabonds 
Run run run to the Great Beyond 
We'll do what we want, the future be doggoned

YEAH! YEAH! YEEEEEAAAAAAH! 
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeeeeeaaaaah! 
Yeah! Yeah! Yeaaaaaah! 
'''YEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!'''

===Chorus===

===Verse 3===

RRRRRRRRRNNNNNNNGGGGGGGG

[[Category:Songs]]

The Garden of Earthly Delights

2012-05-15T17:31:46Z

Samuel:

==INTROIT==

Ipse dixit, et facta sunt 
Ipse mandavit, et creata sunt

==PART I: EDEN==

=== Verse 1 ===

Take my hand and there's no telling 
All the wonders we will see 
In this Paradise our dwelling 
Where we eat of every tree

=== Chorus 1 ===

Harmony between all things 
In the Garden 
All around creation sings 
In the Garden

=== Verse 2 ===

Each of us made for the other 
I am yours and you are mine 
Made one flesh to praise the Father 
All according to design

=== Chorus 2 ===

My soul's love is for you 
In the Garden 
My mind says it's good and true 
In the Garden

==PART II: THE GARDEN==

===Verse 1===

Where my emotion dictates 
As a metaphysical state 
Is the place 
I will go 
Morality 
Doesn't enter my mentality 
As a reality 
This I know

The submission 
Of my mind's volition 
To my passions 
Is how it will begin 
No more 
Of the conscience pangs I try to ignore 
I've felt them before 
But now I'll soar 
On the glory of my sin

===Chorus 1===

Gotta find some other place now 
Where I can quell my appetites 
Eden's joys won't satisfy me 
I need a Garden of Earthly Delights 

===Verse 2===

Out of light 
In the blackness of my soul's dark night 
I never knew what was lurking out of sight 
Where now I rove 
So much I wasn't able to see 
Didn't think what I wanted would be 
In this weird grove 

All my wishes 
No matter how vicious 
Are fulfilled, and even these fishes 
Of behemoth size 
Inflame my carnal wildfire 
Just like the women clad in nature's attire 
Before my eyes

===Chorus 2===

I don't need the joys of heaven 
Or the beatific light 
Just the fruit that tastes so luscious 
In the Garden of Earthly Delights

==PART III: HELL==

===Verse 1===

You chose to subject your reason 
To the whims of your desires 
Sinful pleasures for a season 
Are rewarded with Hell's fires

===Verse 2===

Demons playing bagpipes greet you 
Tree-Man wears a crooked smile 
Your new family wants to meet you 
Won't you stay a little while?

===Verse 3===

See that fellow eating dinner 
Prince of hell with cauldron crown 
Watch as he devours sinners 
And excretes them upside-down

===Verse 4===

Ears that wield a sharpened penknife 
Hear the damned musicians play 
You chose this in what was then life 
Welcome home, you're here to stay

[[Category:Songs]]

Death to the Infidels (version 2)

2012-05-15T17:31:35Z

Samuel:

Prometheus before me brought fire to mankind 
He purged them therewith of the ignorance of their minds 
Likewise I bear a fire in my breast 
To cleanse the wicked of their hearts' darkness 

Death to those who reject 
God's elect

In the twinkling of an eye, my flesh will be gone 
I perish in fire, yet will I live on 
In the grave I bear that which purifies 
And at the Day of Resurrection, I too shall rise 

[[Category:Songs]]

Bad Things

2012-05-15T17:31:15Z

Samuel:

===Verse 1===

We love to do bad things 
Kicking nurses giving CPR 
Bad things 
Punching babies, keying police cars 
Bad things 
We love doing them 
Even though we know they're definitely wrong

===Verse 2===

Bad things 
Singing carols outside a nursing home 
At 3 A.M. 
Stealing money from the Bailey savings and loan 
They're bad things 
We love doing them 
Even though we know they're definitely wrong

===Bridge===

I love to beat up the homeless! 
To steal from the desperately poor! 
Watch me shoplift from the Salvation Army 
I'm one bad guy, you can't do a thing for me

===Verse 3===

I love to do bad things 
Spiking fruit juice at the kindergarten (NO REMORSE) 
Bad things 
Stealing books from the public library 
I do bad things 
And I don't care, even though, I know, they're desperately wrong

[[Category:Songs]]

Basement paradise

2012-05-15T17:30:52Z

Samuel:

===Verse 1===

The jungle cats 
Sleep in potted plants 
And the sun here shines all day 
The heating lights 
Keep it nice and bright 
The real weather has no say 

===Verse 2===

You can sip iced tea 
By a palm tree 
And eat cookies of all kinds 
But watch your back 
Cuz the jungle cat 
Will steal any food he finds 

===Chorus===

Just hanging out on the patio 
In my basement paradise 
Summer vacation never ends 
In my basement paradise 

====Bridge type thing====

Here kitty, allow me to stroke your pleasantry 
How about a wafer of delectabos maple dream 
I'm working hard on my tan 
Does that sound like a pearson is ampstairs? 
It's so amiable in my basement paradigm 

===Verse 3===

This place is fine 
But it's not mine 
And I think the owner's mad 
He didn't know 
I was down below 
This is turning out real bad 

===2nd Chorus===

Just hanging out in a prison cell 
Not my basement paradise 
Summer vacation's at an end 
For my basement paradise 

[[Category:Songs]]

Rus'

2012-05-15T17:29:55Z

Samuel:

===Verse 1===

One man turned you from the ways of the heathen 
The old gods no longer held sway 
The Grand Prince would shudder could he see how quickly 
One man once more led you astray 

Perun and Svarog demanded oblations 
You slaughtered your children for them 
Have you sunk deeper, that now you would sacrifice 
Christians to your fellow men? 

===Chorus===

Rus' 
Rus' 

===Verse 2===

Your temples you tore down, your icons you ravaged 
And millions you robbed of their bread 
As they perished in Kyiv, in Moscow they fed on 
The Lamb who for sinners was dead 

The smoke of destruction ascended to heaven 
The saints all looked down in disgust 
What thought you, to pray yet to Christ Pantocrator? 
He is wroth, and his judgment is just 

===Verse 3===

Lofty the titles that you have been given 
Third Rome and Heaven on Earth 
Why did you scorn then your Orthodox brethren 
When Lviv had its rebirth? 

Rus', you have time yet to set free the prisoners 
Rebuild and raise the sobor 
Trampling down death by the death of your sin 
Orthodoxy will triumph once more 

[[Category:Songs]]

Gods

2012-05-15T17:29:51Z

Samuel:

===Verse 1===

As a child I would sit, I would listen 
As your voices crowded my mind 
Oh Gods, I would run in the forest 
But ever your faces would I find

In the stillness, in the quiet, I can touch you 
Oh Gods, you are ever with me 
In the sky, in the fire, I see you 
Your eyes stare out from the sea

===Verse 2===

If I go down to the depths, into Hades 
Even there you walk by my side 
And I try to escape from you, Gods 
Your presence can I never abide

If I lie with my love in the darkness 
If I take her into my bed 
Oh Gods, as I reach out to embrace her 
It is you that I see in her stead

===Verse 3===

You are monstrous, O Gods, and I fear you 
Like a spider crawling under my skin 
For I wist no offering, no oblation 
Can cover up the multitude of my sin

And my nakedness is ever before Thee 
As I shiver, and I cower in the night 
Thou seest my inmost desires 
They are loathsome, they are foul in Thy sight

===Verse 4===

So I hide, for I cannot bear that Thou 
Shouldst gaze upon all of my shame 
But Thy Spirit shall never forsake me 
And I hear as Thou callest my name

[[Category:Songs]]

Vanity of vanities

2012-05-15T17:29:42Z

Samuel:

===Verse 1===
Vanity of vanities, all is vanity 
Of what use is man's run, while he works under the sun? 
A generation goes, a generation comes 
what is done? what is done? 

===Verse 2===
The ear is not filled to hear 
The eye not happy to see 
All that has been is what will be 
under the sun 

===Verse 3===
If a man has hopes and dreams 
and lives for many a year 
does he see the end draw near? 
Look in the mirror 

===Verse 4===

Better be stillborn than he 
for it comes in futility 
and fades into obscurity 
Of what does it come? 

===CHORUS===
If I surrender my body to the flame 
Pour out my life to see you gain 
when all is done, I fear I work in vain 
So help me God 
So Help me God 

[[Category:Songs]]

You Funk My Battleship

2012-05-15T17:29:34Z

Samuel:

===Verse 1===

Just a brother in a monastery 
Where we take a vow not to say zip 
I had invoked the Theotokos Mary 
When you funk my battleship

An existence that is cenobitic 
So with our passions we can come to grips 
We can be a little anti-Semitic 
But you funk my battleship

===Chorus 1===

Bound for Athos 
On my boat 
Tale of pathos 
Now I quote 
Heard a thunk 
And steady drip 
Man, you funk 
My battleship

===Verse 2===

I'm sorry that we're not in full communion 
'Cause your sticharion is pretty hip 
But you denied the hypostatic union 
Then you funk my battleship

The Roman Canon was my doctoral thesis 
So you don't you go and give me that lip 
I said it didn't have an epiklesis 
And you funk my battleship

===Chorus 2===

Sabotaged 
My holy cruise 
Your barrage 
Destroyed the pews 
I'm a warrior monk 
So let 'er rip 
Still you funk 
My battleship 

===Verse 3===

Maybe you've got multiple sclerosis 
Or you're looking for an ego trip 
I'm just trying to achieve theosis 
Well, you funk my battleship

I think your anger's giving you a spasm 
'Cause now you're trembling at your every joint 
You really should've tried our hesychasm 
Son, I am disappoint

===Chorus 3===

You're all aquiver 
And I don't care 
'Cause I got a big liver 
Big liver, yeah 
You feel lucky, punk? 
Well here's a tip: 
You shouldn't have funk 
My battleship

[[Category:Songs]]

Microcosm of Stupidity

2012-05-15T17:29:14Z

Samuel:

It's a microcosm of stupidity 
At the end of the day, has anything changed? 
An endless circle of futility 
It's a cruel game, and it stays the same 

[[Category:Songs]]

Through Glass

2012-05-15T17:28:58Z

Samuel:

===Verse 1===
Watch the shooting stars 
in the night 
as they fly away 
Wish on every one 
I was somewhere else 
Today 
I. Can't. See. Through. 

===CHORUS===

Sometimes cold 
Sometimes thin 
Sometimes tinted black as sin 
through glass 
I can see the world 
It's too long since I've been 

===Verse 2===
Sometimes the closest ones 
freeze themselves 
behind a sheet of ice 
and the wisest man 
doesn't have 
all the advice 
I. Can't. Feel. Anyone. 

===Verse 3===
I move my mouth 
try to say some words 
to make them see 
But it's not loud enough 
and they're too far 
no one can hear me 
I. Don't. Know. Anymore. 

[[Category:Songs]]

School

2012-05-15T17:28:32Z

Samuel:

===Verse 1===

I can't ride my bicycle around the block 
I can't spend hours with Bob my pet rock 
I can't watch movies till I start to drool 
Because I have to go to school

===Chorus 1===

Yeah, I have to go to school 
Whoa, I have to go to school 
I have to go to school 
It's imperative that I attend school

===Verse 2===

I can't climb a mountain or swim in a lake 
I can't bake a pie or eat a cake 
I can't ride a camel like my friend Abdul 
Because I have to go to school

===Chorus 2===

Yeah, I have to go to school 
Whoa, I have to go to school 
I have to go to school 
Truly I'm compelled to be at school

===Verse 3===

I can't liberate Afghanistan 
I can't save Gotham even though I'm Batman 
I can't beat the Joker or Ra's al Ghul 
Because I have to go to school

===Chorus 3===

Yeah, I have to go to school 
Whoa, I have to go to school 
I have to go to school 
In truth, my presence is required at school

[[Category:Songs]]

The Worst Thing

2012-05-15T17:28:25Z

Samuel:

===Verse 1===

In terms of pure aesthetics 
It's as if Botticelli were still alive 
But by now I've learned that where utility's concerned 
You aren't worth two stars out of five

The very first time you caught my eye 
You struck me down like Azrael 
You held my hand and I was instantly damned 
To the second circle of the saddest hell

===CHORUS 1===

I look into your eyes and I know it's too late 
This is... the worst thing 
The Outer Gods could not inflict a crueller fate 
You are the worst thing that's ever happened to me

===Verse 2===
To kiss thy soft cheeks' blooming tinge 
You decry as sexual assault 
Don't try to get semantic with this homeless romantic 
Your daddy issues aren't my fault

Sometimes you wanna snuggle but you're fickle as Fortuna 
You ask me in, then turn me down 
Love's not love that alters when mere affection falters 
So don't just think I'll wait around

===CHORUS 2===

I hold you in my arms and I start to suffocate 
This is... the worst thing 
I wish I'd joined a cloister where they read the Vulgate 
You are the worst thing that's ever happened to me

===Bridge===

You say we're just a little dysfunctional 
But honey, let's get one thing straight 
All your good intentions aren't even worth the mention 
'Cause when they're misdirected, LOVE IS HATE

===Verse 3===

You thought it was enough to keep a hot facade 
But now the walls are falling in 
Your alabaster brow ain't gonna help you now 
We've got to answer for our sin

What we have between us isn't pure or true 
It's called down wrath from up above 
Perhaps I sound Byronic, in which case it's ironic 
That all I ever wanted was your love

===CHORUS 3===

I rebelled against the heavens when we started to date 
This is... the worst thing 
The only option is destruction when you can't create 
You are the worst thing that's ever happened to me

===CHORUS 4===

We crossed a little line and now we're reprobate 
This is... the worst thing 
If you think it sucks, well darling, I relate 
'Cause you're the worst thing that's ever happened to me

[[Category:Songs]]

Commander Toad

2012-05-15T17:28:19Z

Samuel:

===Verse 1===

Who is this man, who stands so calm and silent 
While gazing out into the great abyss? 
His face serene, his eyes bespeak a wisdom 
Caught from the stars, a deep unfathomed bliss 

He sails his mighty ship across the night skies 
Its emerald sheen reflects a thousand suns 
So quietly it flies, as out the portholes 
Uncounted worlds winking off and on 

===Verse 2===

Among the fleet, no man is like the Captain 
He stands apart, unequalled, bright and brave 
Forever sworn to plumb arcane expanses 
The primal depths beneath galactic waves 

An ancient traveler he, for hidden ages 
Traversing glad this solitary road 
Where he has gone, no mortal man may follow 
For he is not a man, he is a toad! 

===Chorus===

COMMANDER TOAD 
COMMANDER TOAD 
COMMANDER TOAD! 

===Verse 3===

Commander Toad has crossed the gaping cosmos 
No planet is there where he is unknown 
His image shines upon the vaulting firmament 
His name is writ in its foundation stone 

Primordial secrets whispered by the Old Ones 
Commander Toad has known these mysteries 
For he was there before the word was uttered 
Before the darkness brought forth deities 

===Verse 4===

Commander Toad, and who will speak of his birth? 
The bounds of time and space had not been wrought 
The universe's span he saw established 
Before the gods had yet created aught 

Commander Toad, O may he live forever! 
Who roamed the spheres before the world began 
Who saw the deep, Who climbed the highest heaven 
Surpassing all the kings of mortal man 

[[Category:Songs]]

All We Have Is Our Love

2012-05-15T17:28:10Z

Samuel:

===Verse 1===

The earth was gone 
In a blaze of colourful atomic activity 
Be it man or God 
Destruction was swift 

It won't be long 
Till our moon deviates from its normal trajectory 
With nothing to orbit 
Where shall we drift? 

===Chorus 1===

You say that love can conquer all 
I confess I doubt your words 
Yet I desperately cling to them 
For I see there is no Earth 

And all we have is our love 

===Verse 2===

A tremor within 
And we watch in distress from our lunar colony 
Selene shakes free of 
Dead Gaia's yoke 

And the voyage begins 
And our fate's somewhat less certain than we'd prefer it be 
To burn with the sunrise 
Or in darkness to choke? 

===Chorus 2===

All the day long we face death 
Still you wear a foolish grin 
I want to punch it off your face 
When you say, to my chagrin 

That all we have is our love 

===Verse 3===

And the terror has waned 
But the sky is a cruel unspeaking eternity 
The silence of the cosmos 
Screams in my ears 

And we shall remain 
Though our souls decay in broken despondency 
Alone and vagrant 
Our love disappears 

===Chorus 3===

Your lies are tearing us apart 
Your soul is full of lies 
Your lies are devouring my heart 
You sit on a throne of lies 

And now all we have is your lies 

[[Category:Songs]]

Bears (Probably)

2012-05-15T17:27:59Z

Samuel:

===Verse 1===

Well my dog ran away 
And my pigs ran away 
And my woman sat down and cried 
All the milk is spoiled 
The plans are foiled 
And someone ate my pie

===Chorus 1===

It was probably bears 
It was probably bears 
They make me cuss and swear 
It was probably bears

===Verse 2===

My livestock's dead 
I got no hair on my head 
And my children have the plague 
I accident'ly make toast 
From the Sacred Host 
And a critter ate my leg

===Chorus 2===

It was probably bears 
It was probably bears 
They snuck up the stairs 
It was probably bears

===Verse 3===

My woman says with a scowl 
That I should throw in the towel 
And wave my fist at the sky 
She tells me I should curse God 
But her case is flawed 
And I tell her exactly why

===Chorus 3===

It was probably bears 
It was probably bears 
I say, au contraire 
It was probably bears

===Bridge===

I'm afflicted with misfortune, let me emphasize 
And my friends won't help, they just philosophize 
My house burned up and my children are deceased 
I'm getting blamed for conflicts in the Middle East 
My wife keeps naggin' 'cause our reputation's soiled 
I've got the runs in my bum and a bad case of boils 
I'm scrapin' at 'em, s'what I got this piece of a jar for 
And now they blamin' me for the genocide in Darfur 
They hatin' on me for the Greek economy 
Pointin' fingers 'cause don't want any more austerity 
It's my fault that the U.S. hit the debt ceilin', and 
And that the Turks massacred a million Armenians 
I've been excommunicated by the Catholic Church 
For coming up with heresies would make your stomach lurch 
The Russian Patriarch says along with the Pope, he'll 
Blame me for the sack of Constantinople 
I'm gettin' blamed right and left for West Bank tensions 
They're even sayin' I'm behind Christ's crucifixion 
Y'all biscuitheads.

===Verse 4===

Well I rebelled against God 
A demonic jihad 
And there was war in the heavenly realm 
We fought the Archangel Michael 
In a vicious cycle 
But were cast down into hell

===Chorus 4===

It was probably bears 
It was probably bears 
And no one even cares 
It was probably bears

[[Category:Songs]]

Adventure to the Moon

2012-05-15T17:27:49Z

Samuel:

===Introit===

...We've made a mistake... 
...We must leave here...

===Part I: Free 'Verse===
(Something Pink floyd-ish for music?)

They'll track us down, they'll hunt us like a pack of thieves 
They'll pull us to the ground, and drag us underneath 
We have no escape, nowhere to run and hide 
There's no way out; we won't leave with our lives

Where can we turn? Where can we find relief? 
No bridge to burn, to seal off our retreat. 
We've done no harm; we meant no wrong 
It feels like there's no place that we belong

We see on the horizon, a great, looming shape 
It's there we run, in hopes of finding peace 
We don't have much time; they'll catch us very soon 
So we must leave, on an adventure to the moon

We climb aboard, and behind us close the door 
We flip the switch, and then drop to the floor 
We just made it in time, I can hear them getting near 
But we're safe inside; there's nothing for us to fear

The ship rises fast, hurtling at great speed 
We watch out the window, and watch the earth recede 
The moon draws near, and we slowly lose velocity 
We enter into orbit, and fall back in disbelief

===Part II: Moon Trolley===

(Something David Bowie-ish for music?)

Docking near the moon's dark side 
We prepared to disembark 
Didn't know how many would die 
When we entered in the dark

All seemed well as we looked around 
Till we spotted the moon creatures 
They ran our ship aground 
It seems our trouble was a double feature

For in their hands they wielded guns 
And soon they fired a volley 
Unlucky ones got brains of sponge 
We took cover in a trolley

When they came near we charged from the rear 
And took them by surprise 
We used our swords, cut them like cords 
Then ran for the sunrise

Soon, we reached the sun again 
And with it came protection 
Those moon guys weren't very sane 
Hated the sun like injections

===Part III: So Much Pus===

When all was said and done 
And we'd killed everyone 
The zombies ran away 
That's what the pirates say 

But every time I see them 
Makes me wish I had a gun 
If I knew about the black hole 
Then I guess I'd have more fun

We killed a bunch of ninjas there 
And they killed lots of us 
The battle raged for forty days 
Upon the Plains of Pus

(So... much... pus.)

But after all that time had passed 
And all our snacks were gone 
Both sides were in a desperate fix 
We wouldn't live till dawn

So then and there we called a truce 
Agreed to disagree 
We hopped aboard the rocket ship 
And blasted off, whoopee!

But through a fluke, we wound up in 
A rift in time and space 
It sucked us in and we all died 
And that was some disgrace.

[[Category:Songs]]

Song list

2012-05-15T17:23:24Z

Samuel: Created page with "Dis we practicin': * Jimi Hendrix - Fire * Rush - Limelight * That Atreyu song"

Dis we practicin':

* Jimi Hendrix - Fire
* Rush - Limelight
* That Atreyu song

Just a Mild Case of Stockholm Syndrome

2011-08-22T16:37:41Z

Samuel: Redirected page to The Worst Thing

#REDIRECT [[The_Worst_Thing]]

To do

2011-08-22T16:36:04Z

Samuel: Don't blame me for this crap any more

* <strike>Ragnarok (bridge solo)</strike> I dun this
* <strike>Never Gonna Give You Up</strike> We gave up

Sound clips

2011-07-13T15:58:07Z

Samuel:

This page contains a list of any sound clips or demos that have been uploaded, and a brief description of the file.

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{| class="wikitable"
|-
! Author
! File
! Description
|-
| Samuel
| [[Image:Extrathingie.mp3]]
| This is actually two different things I did that ended up working relatively OK together. I dunno if there's anything we can do with it or not, but I'm sticking it here anyway.
|-
| Samuel
| [[Image:Lasttrackbassdemo.mp3]]
| Something I randomly came up with that we could probably use as the final track on BCR. Something just a little slower paced with lyrics that look back at what happened over the course of the album. Either that, or instrumental.

Zack's comment: We need to have a really loud track before this one, in which it all kinda comes crashing down.

Really rough. Sarry.
|-
| Samuel
| [[Image:Randomriff.mp3]]
| Some random guitar riff I came up with. I multitracked it and recorded a bass line in the background, but you can't really hear it.
|-
| Samuel
| [[Image:Randomsong1.mp3]]
| Some random song I came up with. Now we just need guitar and keyboard lines...
|-
| Samuel
| [[Image:Synthy.mp3]]
| Some random synthy sounding thing I threw together in about 15 minutes but liked the sound of enough to keep.
|-
| Zack
| [[Image:TechnoROTV.mp3‎]]
| I was bored, so I recorded "Ride of the Valkyries" in Sawtooth. I played it terribly, as you will notice.
|-
| Samuel
| [[Image:Transonic_Revenge.ogg]]
| Something I threw together in about an hour. No idea what it is, but the general riff may prove useful at some point.
|-
| Zack
| [[Image:cinema_demo.ogg]]
| A really rough demo for "CinemaChurch".
|-
| Zack
| [[Media:rok_demo.ogg]]
| The basic riff for Ragnarok.
|-
| Zack
| [[Media:Box_%28mix_1%29.mp3]]
| Box. The song.
|-
| Zack
| [[Media:Ben_demo.ogg]]
| Bass and drums for the verses of "Ben the Destroyer". Work on some guitar, Smauel; I'll stick in the synth later.
|-
| Kevin
| [[Media:war_song.mp3]]
| Sounds good so I thought I'd use it. Just ignore the spot in the middle where I messed up and was too lazy to re-record :P
|-
| Samuel
| [[Image:Altthingy.ogg]]
| Something random I came up with today.
|}

Thorn

2010-05-09T21:37:35Z

Samuel:

== Lyrics ==

=== Verse 1 ===
Well there's a stone stuck in my shoe 
And in my head, my mind is stuck on you 
Again 
And it feels like I've been here before 
Because I only just closed that door 
On you

=== Chorus 1 ===
I'm gonna pack up my bags 
Pick up my things 
I'm gonna try to find a new pair of wings 
And fly away from your memory 
Get on a train to take me away 
Run run run for a brand new way 
To try to forget the pain that you left me 
In what I thought was paradise

=== Verse 2 ===
As I walk down this lonely road 
It feels like I carry a heavy load 
And it's a burden I don't want to bear any more 
But I carry it wherever I go 
And when I look away it starts to grow 
And these days it's growin' pretty fast

=== Verse 3 ===
They say a day is coming when the dead will rise 
From their graves and float to the skies 
And I know it's coming soon 
I can't wait to see it come 
Because it means my suffering will be done 
And I'll fly away from here

[[Category: Songs]]

Superman Can't Save the World

2009-10-28T19:50:36Z

Samuel: Superman Can't save the world moved to Superman Can't Save the World

== Lyrics ==

=== Verse 1 ===
Superman can't save the world 
'Cause they just don't want saving 
He has the skills 
But they want pills 
Instead of lives worth living

=== Verse 2 ===
No, Superman can't save the world 
And not through lack of trying 
He saves the planes 
And stops the trains 
But people keep on dying

=== Chorus ===
Now Superman can never die 
Forever sees in his mind's eye 
A world that slowly rots away 
Seems this disease is here to stay

=== Verse 3 ===
Superman can't save the world 
And it's not like they deserve it 
There's genocide 
And human life 
No one tries to preserve it

=== Verse 4 ===
Superman can't save the world 
Though they know they need saving 
Just be yourself 
Don't ask for help 
The message they're all craving

== Chord Progression ==
Dm, Am 
Em, Am 
Am, Em, C, E

[[Category: Songs]]

Superman Can't save the world

2009-10-28T19:50:36Z

Samuel: Superman Can't save the world moved to Superman Can't Save the World

#REDIRECT [[Superman Can't Save the World]]

Superman Can't Save the World

2009-10-28T19:50:23Z

Samuel:

Superman Can't Save the World

2009-10-28T19:50:14Z

Samuel:

== Lyrics ==

=== Verse 1 ===
Superman can't save the world 
'Cause they just don't want saving 
He has the skills 
But they want pills 
Instead of lives worth living

=== Verse 2 ===
No, Superman can't save the world 
And not through lack of trying 
He saves the planes 
And stops the trains 
But people keep on dying

=== Chorus ===
Now Superman can never die 
Forever sees in his mind's eye 
A world that slowly rots away 
Seems this disease is here to stay

=== Verse 3 ===
Superman can't save the world 
And it's not like they deserve it 
There's genocide 
And human life 
No one tries to preserve it

=== Verse 4 ===
Superman can't save the world 
Though they know they need saving 
Just be yourself 
Don't ask for help 
The message they're all craving

== Chord Progression
Dm, Am 
Em, Am 
Am, Em, C, E

[[Category: Songs]]

Thorn

2009-10-28T19:49:30Z

Samuel:

Well there's a stone stuck in my shoe 
And in my head, my mind is stuck on you 
Again 
And it feels like I've been here before 
Because I only just closed that door 
On you

I'm gonna pack up my bags 
Pick up my things 
I'm gonna try to find a new pair of wings 
And fly away from your memory 
Get on a train to take me away 
Run run run for a brand new way 
To try to forget the pain that you left me 
In what I thought was paradise

As I walk down this lonely road 
It feels like I carry a heavy load 
And it's a burden I don't want to bear any more 
But I carry it wherever I go 
And when I look away it starts to grow 
And these days it's growin' pretty fast

They say a day is coming when the dead will rise 
From their graves and float to the skies 
And I know it's coming soon 
I can't wait to see it come 
Because it means my suffering will be done 
And I'll fly away from here

[[Category: Songs]]

Thorn

2009-07-03T15:57:39Z

Samuel:

Sound clips

2009-06-09T19:51:26Z

Samuel:

This page contains a list of any sound clips or demos that have been uploaded, and a brief description of the file.

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* [[Image:Extrathingie.mp3]]:
This is actually two different things I did that ended up working relatively OK together. I dunno if there's anything we can do with it or not, but I'm sticking it here anyway.

* [[Image:Lasttrackbassdemo.mp3]]:
Something I randomly came up with that we could probably use as the final track on BCR. Something just a little slower paced with lyrics that look back at what happened over the course of the album. Either that, or instrumental.

Zack's comment: We need to have a really loud track before this one, in which it all kinda comes crashing down.
Really rough. Sarry.

* [[Image:Randomriff.mp3]]:
Some random guitar riff I came up with. I multitracked it and recorded a bass line in the background, but you can't really hear it.

* [[Image:Randomsong1.mp3]]:
Some random song I came up with. Now we just need guitar and keyboard lines...

* [[Image:Synthy.mp3]]:
Some random synthy sounding thing I threw together in about 15 minutes but liked the sound of enough to keep.

* [[Image:TechnoROTV.mp3‎]]:
I was bored, so I recorded "Ride of the Valkyries" in Sawtooth. I played it terribly, as you will notice.

* [[Image:Transonic_Revenge.ogg]]:
Something I threw together in about an hour. No idea what it is, but the general riff may prove useful at some point.

* [[Image:cinema_demo.ogg]]:
A really rough demo for "CinemaChurch".

*[[Media:rok_demo.ogg]]

The basic riff for Ragnarok.

*[[Media:Box_%28mix_1%29.mp3]]

Box. The song.

*[[Media:Ben_demo.ogg]]

Bass and drums for the verses of "Ben the Destroyer". Work on some guitar, Smauel; I'll stick in the synth later.

*[[Media:war_song.mp3]]:
Sounds good so I thought I'd use it. Just ignore the spot in the middle where I messed up and was too lazy to re-record :P

*[[Image:Altthingy.ogg]]:
Something random I came up with today.

File:Altthingy.ogg

2009-06-09T19:29:42Z

Samuel: Something random I came up with today.

Something random I came up with today.