Editing The Worst Thing

===Verse 1===

In terms of pure aesthetics<br />
It's like Botticelli were still alive<br />
But as far as practicality goes<br />
I give you two stars out of five<br />

You never did mean to hurt me this way<br />
No, you never mean to do much at all<br />
But you weren't content to be just friends<br />
You had to go and make me crawl<br />

===Chorus===

You're the worst thing that ever happened to me<br />
So how come you're the one thing I can't stop missing?<br />
A case of paradoxical empathy<br />
I'm sure that the cure is more breakup kissing<br />

===Verse 2===


Never thought you were that kind of girl<br />
To split those kinds of hairs<br />

You know I really tried to make it work<br />
But you'd make it so damn hard<br />
I could pull out anytime, you said with a smile<br />
But I feared those teeth would leave a scar

===Chorus 2===

You're the worst thing that ever happened to me<br />
So how come you're the one thing I can't stop missing?<br />
A case of post-traumatic stress disorder<br />
I'm sure that the cure is more breakup kissing<br />