Bears (Probably) - Revision history

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2013-08-29T05:15:00Z

‎Bridge

194.44.213.94: /* Verse 2 */

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‎Verse 2

Samuel at 17:27, 15 May 2012

2012-05-15T17:27:59Z

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2012-05-02T17:53:45Z

‎Verse 4

74.14.34.205 at 19:44, 19 August 2011

2011-08-19T19:44:19Z

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And my pigs ran away And my woman sat down and cried All the milk is spoiled The plans are foiled And someone ate my pie It was probably bears It was ..."

2011-08-19T19:41:32Z

Created page with "Well my dog ran away<br /> And my pigs ran away And my woman sat down and cried All the milk is spoiled The plans are foiled And someone ate my pie It was probably bears It was ..."

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Well my dog ran away<br />
And my pigs ran away
And my woman sat down and cried
All the milk is spoiled
The plans are foiled
And someone ate my pie

It was probably bears
It was probably bears
They make me cuss and swear
It was probably bears

My livestock's dead
I got no hair on my head
And my children have the plague
I accident'ly make toast
From the Sacred Host
And a critter ate my leg

It was probably bears
It was probably bears
They snuck up the stairs
It was probably bears

My woman says with a scowl
That I should throw in the towel
And wave my fist at the sky
She tells me I should curse God
But her case is flawed
And I tell her exactly why

It was probably bears
It was probably bears
I say, au contraire
It was probably bears

I'm afflicted with misfortune, let me emphasize
And my friends won't help, they just philosophize
My house burned up and my children are deceased
I'm getting blamed for conflicts in the Middle East
My wife keeps naggin' 'cause our reputation's soiled
I've got the runs in my bum and a bad case of boils
I'm scrapin' at 'em, s'what I got this piece of a jar for
And now they blamin' me for the genocide in Darfur
They hatin' on me for the Greek economy
Pointin' fingers 'cause don't want any more austerity
It's my fault that the U.S. hit the debt ceilin', and
And that the Turks massacred a million Armenians
I've been excommunicated by the Catholic Church
For coming up with heresies would make your stomach lurch
The Russian Patriarch says along with the Pope, he'll
Blame me for the sack of Constantinople
I'm gettin' blamed right and left for West Bank tensions
They're even sayin' I'm behind Christ's crucifixion
Y'all biscuitheads.

Well I rebelled against God
A demonic jihad
And there was war in the heavenly realm
We fought the Archangel Michael
In a vicious cycle
But we were cast down into hell

It was probably bears
It was probably bears
And no one even cares
It was probably bears

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 I've been excommunicated by the Catholic Church<br />
 For coming up with heresies would make your stomach lurch<br />
-The Russian Patriarch says along with the Pope, he'll<br />
+The Patriarch of Moscow says along with the Pope, he'll<br />
 Blame me for the sack of Constantinople<br />
 I'm gettin' blamed right and left for West Bank tensions<br />

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 I got no hair on my head<br />
 And my children have the plague<br />
-I accident'ly make toast<br />
+I accident'ly made toast<br />
 From the Sacred Host<br />
 And a critter ate my leg

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 We fought the Archangel Michael<br />
 In a vicious cycle<br />
-But we were cast down into hell
+But were cast down into hell
 ===Chorus 4===

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 Well my dog ran away<br />
-And my pigs ran away
+And my pigs ran away<br />
-And my woman sat down and cried
+And my woman sat down and cried<br />
-All the milk is spoiled
+All the milk is spoiled<br />
-The plans are foiled
+The plans are foiled<br />
 And someone ate my pie
 It was probably bears
-My livestock's dead
+===Verse 2===
 I got no hair on my head
-And my children have the plague
+My livestock's dead<br />
-I accident'ly make toast
+I got no hair on my head<br />
-From the Sacred Host
+And my children have the plague<br />
 And a critter ate my leg
 It was probably bears
-My woman says with a scowl
+===Verse 3===
 That I should throw in the towel
-And wave my fist at the sky
+My woman says with a scowl<br />
-She tells me I should curse God
+That I should throw in the towel<br />
-But her case is flawed
+And wave my fist at the sky<br />
 And I tell her exactly why
 It was probably bears
-I'm afflicted with misfortune, let me emphasize
+===Bridge===
 And my friends won't help, they just philosophize
-My house burned up and my children are deceased
+I'm afflicted with misfortune, let me emphasize<br />
-I'm getting blamed for conflicts in the Middle East
+And my friends won't help, they just philosophize<br />
-My wife keeps naggin' 'cause our reputation's soiled
+My house burned up and my children are deceased<br />
-I've got the runs in my bum and a bad case of boils
+I'm getting blamed for conflicts in the Middle East<br />
-I'm scrapin' at 'em, s'what I got this piece of a jar for
+My wife keeps naggin' 'cause our reputation's soiled<br />
-And now they blamin' me for the genocide in Darfur
+I've got the runs in my bum and a bad case of boils<br />
-They hatin' on me for the Greek economy
+I'm scrapin' at 'em, s'what I got this piece of a jar for<br />
-Pointin' fingers 'cause don't want any more austerity
+And now they blamin' me for the genocide in Darfur<br />
-It's my fault that the U.S. hit the debt ceilin', and
+They hatin' on me for the Greek economy<br />
-And that the Turks massacred a million Armenians
+Pointin' fingers 'cause don't want any more austerity<br />
-I've been excommunicated by the Catholic Church
+It's my fault that the U.S. hit the debt ceilin', and<br />
-For coming up with heresies would make your stomach lurch
+And that the Turks massacred a million Armenians<br />
-The Russian Patriarch says along with the Pope, he'll
+I've been excommunicated by the Catholic Church<br />
-Blame me for the sack of Constantinople
+For coming up with heresies would make your stomach lurch<br />
-I'm gettin' blamed right and left for West Bank tensions
+The Russian Patriarch says along with the Pope, he'll<br />
-They're even sayin' I'm behind Christ's crucifixion
+Blame me for the sack of Constantinople<br />
 Y'all biscuitheads.
-Well I rebelled against God
+===Verse 4===
 A demonic jihad
-And there was war in the heavenly realm
+Well I rebelled against God<br />
-We fought the Archangel Michael
+A demonic jihad<br />
-In a vicious cycle
+And there was war in the heavenly realm<br />
 But we were cast down into hell
-It was probably bears
+===Chorus 4===
 It was probably bears
-And no one even cares
+It was probably bears<br />
 It was probably bears