Death to the Infidels

Verse 1

This here's the story of Muslim Zack
He fought the infidels in Iraq
On his side was God, at his side was a gun
He sure made those unbelievers run

There's only one God, so don't say three
Muhammad is his prophet, that's what Zack believed
The Qu'ran was the words of God, he knew
Surely God is cognizant of all you do

Verse 2

Zack was out walking, jihad contemplatin'
When he spotted a warhorse of the Great Satan
He didn't think twice, he gave it twelve rounds
Cried "Allahu ackbar!" and crouched on the ground

That American tank exploded then and there
Ol' Zack was plum baffled, and it gave him quite a scare
Couldn't figger why it blew up so easy without warning
Till he 'membered the car bomb he'd placed there that morning

Verse 3

While Zack was just standing there, feeling proud of his deed
The American troops hadn't paid him no heed
They sent up their boys and Zack was surrounded
Outnumbered and cornered, but never dumbfounded

They had them a shootout, with twenty on one
Zack took down eleven 'fore they took out his gun
With handcuffs on his wrists and a hood over his face
He was thrown in a car and taken back to base

Verse 4

He wouldn't say nothin', not a word would he say
They threatened to dunk him; he was silent anyway
Now they couldn't use torture, it went against the rules
So while they sat around puzzling, Zack laughed at the fools

In the end they decided to strike at his brain
Play him music so shocking it'd drive him insane
So they tried to break his will with "Enter Sandman"
Unaware that Zack was a Metallica fan

Verse 5

This stalemate went on 40 days and 40 nights
Till one night as he slept Zack saw a great light
In his dream there appeared the angel Jibreel
Who gave him the plans for a suit made of steel

For the next five months, not a minute did he waste
With whatever spare parts he could find in the place
He built up that suit according to the plans
And when he was finished, he became IRON MAN

Verse 6

(to the tune of "Iron Man")

He put on the suit
And became one lethal dude
Blowing up the troops
Turned their brains into pea soup

He destroyed the base
It was gone without a trace
Free from prison cell
To wage war on infidels

(to the tune of "Back to the Abacus")

Death to the infidels
Because they won't get out of Iraq
Death to the infidels
And better make sure they don't come back