The Worst Thing

Verse 1

In terms of pure aesthetics
It's as if Botticelli were still alive
But by now I've learned that where utility's concerned
You aren't worth two stars out of five

The very first time you caught my eye
You struck me down like Azrael
You held my hand and I was instantly damned
To the second circle of the saddest hell

CHORUS 1

I look into your eyes and I know it's too late
This is... the worst thing
The Outer Gods could not inflict a crueller fate
You are the worst thing that's ever happened to me

Verse 2

Just a bit innocent affection
You decry as sexual assault
Don't try to get semantic with this homeless romantic
Your daddy issues aren't my fault

You told me I could pull out anytime I liked
But first you had to go and make it hard
Everything you said through a smile I've come to dread
I knew your teeth would leave a scar

CHORUS 2

I hold you in my arms and I start to suffocate
This is... the worst thing
I wish I'd joined a cloister where they read the Vulgate
You are the worst thing that's ever happened to me

Verse 3

lols

CHORUS 3

I knew I was doomed when we started to date
This is... the worst thing
The only option is destruction when you can't create
You are the worst thing that's ever happened to me