Difference between revisions of "You Funk My Battleship"
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| + | Just a brother in a monastery<br /> | ||
| + | Where we take a vow not to say zip<br /> | ||
| + | I had invoked the Theotokos Mary<br /> | ||
| + | When you funk my battleship | ||
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| + | An existence that is cenobitic<br /> | ||
| + | So with our passions we can come to grips<br /> | ||
| + | We can be a little anti-Semitic<br /> | ||
| + | But you funk my battleship | ||
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| + | ===Chorus 1=== | ||
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| + | Bound for Athos<br /> | ||
| + | On my boat<br /> | ||
| + | Tale of pathos<br /> | ||
| + | Now I quote<br /> | ||
| + | Heard a thunk<br /> | ||
| + | And steady drip<br /> | ||
| + | Man, you funk<br /> | ||
| + | My battleship | ||
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| + | ===Verse 2=== | ||
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| + | I'm sorry that we're not in full communion<br /> | ||
| + | 'Cause your sticharion is pretty hip<br /> | ||
| + | But you denied the hypostatic union<br /> | ||
| + | Then you funk my battleship | ||
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| + | The Roman Canon was my doctoral thesis<br /> | ||
| + | So you don't you go and give me that lip<br /> | ||
| + | I said it didn't have an epiklesis<br /> | ||
| + | And you funk my battleship | ||
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| + | ===Chorus 2=== | ||
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| + | Sabotaged<br /> | ||
| + | My holy cruise<br /> | ||
| + | Your barrage<br /> | ||
| + | Destroyed the pews<br /> | ||
| + | I'm a warrior monk<br /> | ||
| + | So let 'er rip <br /> | ||
| + | Still you funk<br /> | ||
| + | My battleship<br /> | ||
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| + | ===Verse 3=== | ||
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| + | Maybe you've got multiple sclerosis<br /> | ||
| + | Or you're looking for an ego trip<br /> | ||
| + | I'm just trying to achieve theosis<br /> | ||
| + | Well, you funk my battleship | ||
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| + | I think your anger's giving you a spasm<br /> | ||
| + | 'Cause now you're trembling at your every joint<br /> | ||
| + | You really should've tried our hesychasm<br /> | ||
| + | Son, I am disappoint | ||
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| + | ===Chorus 3=== | ||
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| + | You're all aquiver<br /> | ||
| + | And I don't care<br /> | ||
| + | 'Cause I got a big liver<br /> | ||
| + | Big liver, yeah<br /> | ||
| + | You feel lucky, punk?<br /> | ||
| + | Well here's a tip:<br /> | ||
| + | You shouldn't have funk<br /> | ||
| + | My battleship | ||
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| + | [[Category:Songs]] | ||
Latest revision as of 17:29, 15 May 2012
Verse 1[edit]
Just a brother in a monastery
Where we take a vow not to say zip
I had invoked the Theotokos Mary
When you funk my battleship
An existence that is cenobitic
So with our passions we can come to grips
We can be a little anti-Semitic
But you funk my battleship
Chorus 1[edit]
Bound for Athos
On my boat
Tale of pathos
Now I quote
Heard a thunk
And steady drip
Man, you funk
My battleship
Verse 2[edit]
I'm sorry that we're not in full communion
'Cause your sticharion is pretty hip
But you denied the hypostatic union
Then you funk my battleship
The Roman Canon was my doctoral thesis
So you don't you go and give me that lip
I said it didn't have an epiklesis
And you funk my battleship
Chorus 2[edit]
Sabotaged
My holy cruise
Your barrage
Destroyed the pews
I'm a warrior monk
So let 'er rip
Still you funk
My battleship
Verse 3[edit]
Maybe you've got multiple sclerosis
Or you're looking for an ego trip
I'm just trying to achieve theosis
Well, you funk my battleship
I think your anger's giving you a spasm
'Cause now you're trembling at your every joint
You really should've tried our hesychasm
Son, I am disappoint
Chorus 3[edit]
You're all aquiver
And I don't care
'Cause I got a big liver
Big liver, yeah
You feel lucky, punk?
Well here's a tip:
You shouldn't have funk
My battleship
