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=== Verse 1 ===
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This here's the story of Muslim Zack<br />
 
This here's the story of Muslim Zack<br />
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He fought the infidels in Iraq<br />
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He waged a noble jihad in Iraq<br />
 
On his side was God, at his side was a gun<br />
 
On his side was God, at his side was a gun<br />
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He sure made those unbelievers run<br />
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He sure made those American unbelievers run
  
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There's only one God, so don't say three<br />
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=== Verse 2 ===
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Muhammad is his prophet, that's what Zack believed<br />
 
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The Qu'ran was the words of God, he knew<br />
 
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Surely God is cognizant of all you do<br />
 
  
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Zack was out walking, jihad contemplatin'<br />
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There is only one God, so don't say three<br />
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When he spotted a warhorse of the Great Satan<br />
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And Muhammad his Prophet, that's what Zack believed<br />
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He didn't think twice, he gave it twelve rounds<br />
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The Koran was the Words of God, he knew<br />
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Cried "Allahu ackbar!" and crouched on the ground
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Surely God is cognizant of all you do
  
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That American tank exploded then and there<br />
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=== Verse 3 ===
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Ol' Zack was plum baffled, and it gave him quite a scare<br />
 
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Couldn't figger why it blew up so easy without warning<br />
 
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Till he 'membered the car bomb he'd placed there that morning
 
  
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While Zack was just standing there, feeling proud of his deed<br />
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Now the Yanks had yanked Zack and put him in the jug<br />
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The American troops hadn't paid him no heed<br />
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Just because he had put a bomb under a truck<br />
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They sent up their boys and Zack was surrounded<br />
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They tried to break his will with "Enter Sandman"<br />
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Outnumbered and cornered, but never dumbfounded
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Unaware Zack was a Metallica fan
  
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They had them a shootout, with twenty on one<br />
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=== Verse 4 ===
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Zack took down eleven 'fore they took out his gun<br />
 
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With handcuffs on his wrists and a hood over his face<br />
 
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He was thrown in a car and taken back to base
 
  
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He wouldn't say nothin', not a word would he say<br />
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Then one night in a vision came the angel Jibreel<br />
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They threatened to dunk him; he was silent anyway<br />
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Who gave Zack the plans for a suit made of steel<br />
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Now they couldn't use torture, it went against the rules<br />
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So Zack built that suit according to the plans<br />
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So while they sat around puzzling, Zack laughed at the fools
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And when he had finished, he became IRON MAN
  
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In the end they decided to strike at his brain<br />
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=== Verse 5 ===
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Play him music so shocking it'd drive him insane<br />
 
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So they played him Metallica to make him go mad<br />
 
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Unaware that Zack was a fan of the band
 
  
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''(to the tune of "Iron Man")''<br />
  
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'''STORY'''<br />
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He put on the suit<br />
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And became one lethal dude<br />
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Blowing up the troops<br />
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Turned their brains into pea soup
  
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and forced to listen to Metallica in an attempt to break him<br />
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He destroyed the base<br />
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what they fail to realize is that he enjoys it<br />
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It was gone without a trace<br />
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the angel Jibreel appears to him in a dream<br />
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Free from prison cell<br />
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and shows him the designs for a power suit of power<br />
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To wage war on infidels
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he spends months building it from all the parts he can scavenge in the prisoners facility<br />
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he finishes the suit<br />
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''(to the tune of "Back to the Abacus")''<br />
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and becomes IRON MAN<br />
 
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he blows apart the facility<br />
 
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and continues to wage war on the infidels<br />
 
  
 
Death to the infidels<br />
 
Death to the infidels<br />
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Death to the infidels<br />
 
Death to the infidels<br />
 
And better make sure they don't come back<br />
 
And better make sure they don't come back<br />
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Latest revision as of 17:32, 15 May 2012

Verse 1[edit]

This here's the story of Muslim Zack
He waged a noble jihad in Iraq
On his side was God, at his side was a gun
He sure made those American unbelievers run

Verse 2[edit]

There is only one God, so don't say three
And Muhammad his Prophet, that's what Zack believed
The Koran was the Words of God, he knew
Surely God is cognizant of all you do

Verse 3[edit]

Now the Yanks had yanked Zack and put him in the jug
Just because he had put a bomb under a truck
They tried to break his will with "Enter Sandman"
Unaware Zack was a Metallica fan

Verse 4[edit]

Then one night in a vision came the angel Jibreel
Who gave Zack the plans for a suit made of steel
So Zack built that suit according to the plans
And when he had finished, he became IRON MAN

Verse 5[edit]

(to the tune of "Iron Man")

He put on the suit
And became one lethal dude
Blowing up the troops
Turned their brains into pea soup

He destroyed the base
It was gone without a trace
Free from prison cell
To wage war on infidels

(to the tune of "Back to the Abacus")

Death to the infidels
Because they won't get out of Iraq
Death to the infidels
And better make sure they don't come back

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