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=== Verse 1 ===
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This here's the story of Muslim Zack<br />
 
This here's the story of Muslim Zack<br />
He fought the infidels in Iraq<br />
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He waged a noble jihad in Iraq<br />
 
On his side was God, at his side was a gun<br />
 
On his side was God, at his side was a gun<br />
He sure made those unbelievers run<br />
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He sure made those American unbelievers run
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=== Verse 2 ===
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There is only one God, so don't say three<br />
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And Muhammad his Prophet, that's what Zack believed<br />
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The Koran was the Words of God, he knew<br />
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Surely God is cognizant of all you do
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=== Verse 3 ===
  
There's only one God, so don't say three<br />
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Now the Yanks had yanked Zack and put him in the jug<br />
Muhammad is his prophet, that's what Zack believed<br />
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Just because he had put a bomb under a truck<br />
The Qu'ran was the words of God, he knew<br />
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They tried to break his will with "Enter Sandman"<br />
Surely God is cognizant of all you do<br />
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Unaware Zack was a Metallica fan
  
Zack was out walking, jihad contemplatin'<br />
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=== Verse 4 ===
When he spotted a warhorse of the Great Satan<br />
 
He didn't think twice, he gave it twelve rounds<br />
 
Cried "Allahu ackbar!" and crouched on the ground
 
  
That American tank exploded then and there<br />
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Then one night in a vision came the angel Jibreel<br />
Ol' Zack was quite startled; it'd given him a scare<br />
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Who gave Zack the plans for a suit made of steel<br />
Couldn't figger why it blew up so easy without warning<br />
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So Zack built that suit according to the plans<br />
Till he remembered the car bomb he'd placed there that morning
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And when he had finished, he became IRON MAN
  
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=== Verse 5 ===
  
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''(to the tune of "Iron Man")''<br />
  
'''STORY'''<br />
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He put on the suit<br />
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And became one lethal dude<br />
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Blowing up the troops<br />
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Turned their brains into pea soup
  
Zack shoots a tank<br />
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He destroyed the base<br />
it blows up<br />
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It was gone without a trace<br />
he is startled<br />
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Free from prison cell<br />
then remembers he put a car bomb down there<br />
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To wage war on infidels
American troops rush in<br />
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there's a shootout<br />
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''(to the tune of "Back to the Abacus")''<br />
Zack is captured<br />
 
and forced to listen to Metallica in an attempt to break him<br />
 
what they fail to realize is that he enjoys it<br />
 
the angel Jibreel appears to him in a dream<br />
 
and shows him the designs for a power suit of power<br />
 
he spends months building it from all the parts he can scavenge in the prisoners facility<br />
 
he finishes the suit<br />
 
and becomes IRON MAN<br />
 
he blows apart the facility<br />
 
and continues to wage war on the infidels<br />
 
  
 
Death to the infidels<br />
 
Death to the infidels<br />
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Death to the infidels<br />
 
Death to the infidels<br />
 
And better make sure they don't come back<br />
 
And better make sure they don't come back<br />
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Latest revision as of 17:32, 15 May 2012

Verse 1[edit]

This here's the story of Muslim Zack
He waged a noble jihad in Iraq
On his side was God, at his side was a gun
He sure made those American unbelievers run

Verse 2[edit]

There is only one God, so don't say three
And Muhammad his Prophet, that's what Zack believed
The Koran was the Words of God, he knew
Surely God is cognizant of all you do

Verse 3[edit]

Now the Yanks had yanked Zack and put him in the jug
Just because he had put a bomb under a truck
They tried to break his will with "Enter Sandman"
Unaware Zack was a Metallica fan

Verse 4[edit]

Then one night in a vision came the angel Jibreel
Who gave Zack the plans for a suit made of steel
So Zack built that suit according to the plans
And when he had finished, he became IRON MAN

Verse 5[edit]

(to the tune of "Iron Man")

He put on the suit
And became one lethal dude
Blowing up the troops
Turned their brains into pea soup

He destroyed the base
It was gone without a trace
Free from prison cell
To wage war on infidels

(to the tune of "Back to the Abacus")

Death to the infidels
Because they won't get out of Iraq
Death to the infidels
And better make sure they don't come back