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This here's the story of Muslim Zack<br />
 
This here's the story of Muslim Zack<br />
He fought the infidels in Iraq<br />
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He waged a noble jihad in Iraq<br />
 
On his side was God, at his side was a gun<br />
 
On his side was God, at his side was a gun<br />
He sure made those American unbelievers run<br />
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He sure made those American unbelievers run
 
 
There's only one God, so don't say three<br />
 
Muhammad is his prophet, that's what Zack believed<br />
 
The Qu'ran was the words of God, he knew<br />
 
Surely God is cognizant of all you do<br />
 
  
 
=== Verse 2 ===
 
=== Verse 2 ===
  
Zack was out walking, jihad contemplatin'<br />
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There is only one God, so don't say three<br />
When he spotted a warhorse of the Great Satan<br />
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And Muhammad his Prophet, that's what Zack believed<br />
He didn't think twice, he gave it twelve rounds<br />
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The Koran was the Words of God, he knew<br />
Cried "Allahu ackbar!" and crouched on the ground
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Surely God is cognizant of all you do
 
 
That American tank exploded then and there<br />
 
Ol' Zack was plum baffled, and it gave him quite a scare<br />
 
Couldn't figger why it blew up so easy without warning<br />
 
Till he 'membered the car bomb he'd placed there that morning
 
  
 
=== Verse 3 ===
 
=== Verse 3 ===
  
While Zack was just standing there, feeling proud of his deed<br />
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Now the Yanks had yanked Zack and put him in the jug<br />
The American troops hadn't paid him no heed<br />
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Just because he had put a bomb under a truck<br />
They sent up their boys and Zack was surrounded<br />
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They tried to break his will with "Enter Sandman"<br />
Outnumbered and cornered, but never dumbfounded
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Unaware Zack was a Metallica fan
 
 
They had them a shootout, with twenty on one<br />
 
Zack took out eleven 'fore they took out his gun<br />
 
With handcuffs on his wrists and a hood over his face<br />
 
He was thrown in a car and taken back to base
 
  
 
=== Verse 4 ===
 
=== Verse 4 ===
  
He wouldn't say nothin', not a word would he say<br />
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Then one night in a vision came the angel Jibreel<br />
They threatened to dunk him; he was silent anyway<br />
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Who gave Zack the plans for a suit made of steel<br />
Now they couldn't use torture, it went against the rules<br />
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So Zack built that suit according to the plans<br />
So while they sat around puzzling, Zack laughed at the fools
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And when he had finished, he became IRON MAN
 
 
In the end they decided to strike at his brain<br />
 
Play him music so shocking it'd drive him insane<br />
 
So they tried to break his will with "Enter Sandman"<br />
 
Unaware that Zack was a Metallica fan
 
  
 
=== Verse 5 ===
 
=== Verse 5 ===
 
This stalemate went on 40 days and 40 nights<br />
 
Till one night as he slept Zack saw a great light<br />
 
In his dream there appeared the angel Jibreel<br />
 
Who gave him the plans for a suit made of steel
 
 
For the next five months, not a minute did he waste<br />
 
With whatever spare parts he could find in the place<br />
 
He built up that suit according to plan<br />
 
And when he was finished, he became IRON MAN
 
 
=== Verse 6 ===
 
  
 
''(to the tune of "Iron Man")''<br />
 
''(to the tune of "Iron Man")''<br />
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Death to the infidels<br />
 
Death to the infidels<br />
 
And better make sure they don't come back<br />
 
And better make sure they don't come back<br />
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Latest revision as of 17:32, 15 May 2012

Verse 1[edit]

This here's the story of Muslim Zack
He waged a noble jihad in Iraq
On his side was God, at his side was a gun
He sure made those American unbelievers run

Verse 2[edit]

There is only one God, so don't say three
And Muhammad his Prophet, that's what Zack believed
The Koran was the Words of God, he knew
Surely God is cognizant of all you do

Verse 3[edit]

Now the Yanks had yanked Zack and put him in the jug
Just because he had put a bomb under a truck
They tried to break his will with "Enter Sandman"
Unaware Zack was a Metallica fan

Verse 4[edit]

Then one night in a vision came the angel Jibreel
Who gave Zack the plans for a suit made of steel
So Zack built that suit according to the plans
And when he had finished, he became IRON MAN

Verse 5[edit]

(to the tune of "Iron Man")

He put on the suit
And became one lethal dude
Blowing up the troops
Turned their brains into pea soup

He destroyed the base
It was gone without a trace
Free from prison cell
To wage war on infidels

(to the tune of "Back to the Abacus")

Death to the infidels
Because they won't get out of Iraq
Death to the infidels
And better make sure they don't come back