Death to the Infidels

Verse 1

This here's the story of Muslim Zack
He waged a noble jihad in Iraq
On his side was God, at his side was a gun
He sure made those American unbelievers run

Verse 2

There is only one God, so don't say three
And Muhammad his Prophet, that's what Zack believed
The Koran was the Words of God, he knew
Surely God is cognizant of all you do

Verse 3

Now the Yanks had yanked Zack and put him in the jug
Just because he had put a bomb under a truck
They tried to break his will with "Enter Sandman"
Unaware Zack was a Metallica fan

Verse 4

Then one night in a vision came the angel Jibreel
Who gave Zack the plans for a suit made of steel
So Zack built that suit according to the plans
And when he had finished, he became IRON MAN

Verse 5

(to the tune of "Iron Man")

He put on the suit
And became one lethal dude
Blowing up the troops
Turned their brains into pea soup

He destroyed the base
It was gone without a trace
Free from prison cell
To wage war on infidels

(to the tune of "Back to the Abacus")

Death to the infidels
Because they won't get out of Iraq
Death to the infidels
And better make sure they don't come back