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| − | + | This here's the story of Muslim Zack<br /> | |
| + | He fought the infidels in Iraq<br /> | ||
| + | On his side was God, at his side was a gun<br /> | ||
| + | He sure made those unbelievers run<br /> | ||
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| + | There's only one God, so don't say three<br /> | ||
| + | Muhammad is his prophet, that's what Zack believed<br /> | ||
| + | The Qu'ran was the words of God, he knew<br /> | ||
| + | Surely God is cognizant of all you do<br /> | ||
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| + | Death to the infidels<br /> | ||
| + | Because they won't get out of Iraq<br /> | ||
| + | Death to the infidels<br /> | ||
| + | And better make sure they don't come back<br /> | ||
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| + | Zack shoots a tank<br /> | ||
| + | it blows up<br /> | ||
| + | he is startled<br /> | ||
| + | then remembers he put a car bomb down there<br /> | ||
| + | American troops rush in<br /> | ||
| + | there's a shootout<br /> | ||
| + | Zack is captured<br /> | ||
| + | and forced to listen to Metallica in an attempt to break him<br /> | ||
| + | what they fail to realize is that he enjoys it<br /> | ||
| + | the angel Jibreel appears to him in a dream<br /> | ||
| + | and shows him the designs for a power suit of power<br /> | ||
| + | he spends months building it from all the parts he can scavenge in the prisoners facility<br /> | ||
| + | he finishes the suit<br /> | ||
| + | and becomes IRON MAN<br /> | ||
| + | he blows apart the facility<br /> | ||
| + | and continues to wage war on the infidels<br /> | ||
| + | Back to the Abacus ditty<br /> | ||
Revision as of 01:14, 29 March 2009
This here's the story of Muslim Zack
He fought the infidels in Iraq
On his side was God, at his side was a gun
He sure made those unbelievers run
There's only one God, so don't say three
Muhammad is his prophet, that's what Zack believed
The Qu'ran was the words of God, he knew
Surely God is cognizant of all you do
Death to the infidels
Because they won't get out of Iraq
Death to the infidels
And better make sure they don't come back
Zack shoots a tank
it blows up
he is startled
then remembers he put a car bomb down there
American troops rush in
there's a shootout
Zack is captured
and forced to listen to Metallica in an attempt to break him
what they fail to realize is that he enjoys it
the angel Jibreel appears to him in a dream
and shows him the designs for a power suit of power
he spends months building it from all the parts he can scavenge in the prisoners facility
he finishes the suit
and becomes IRON MAN
he blows apart the facility
and continues to wage war on the infidels
Back to the Abacus ditty
