Death to the Infidels

This here's the story of Muslim Zack
He fought the infidels in Iraq
On his side was God, at his side was a gun
He sure made those unbelievers run

There's only one God, so don't say three
Muhammad is his prophet, that's what Zack believed
The Qu'ran was the words of God, he knew
Surely God is cognizant of all you do

Zack was out walking, jihad contemplatin'
When he spotted a warhorse of the Great Satan
He didn't think twice, he gave it twelve rounds
Cried "Allahu ackbar!" and crouched on the ground

That American tank exploded then and there
Ol' Zack was plum baffled, and it gave him quite a scare
Couldn't figger why it blew up so easy without warning
Till he remembered the car bomb he'd placed there that morning

STORY

Zack shoots a tank
it blows up
he is startled
then remembers he put a car bomb down there
American troops rush in
there's a shootout
Zack is captured
and forced to listen to Metallica in an attempt to break him
what they fail to realize is that he enjoys it
the angel Jibreel appears to him in a dream
and shows him the designs for a power suit of power
he spends months building it from all the parts he can scavenge in the prisoners facility
he finishes the suit
and becomes IRON MAN
he blows apart the facility
and continues to wage war on the infidels

Death to the infidels
Because they won't get out of Iraq
Death to the infidels
And better make sure they don't come back