The Worst Thing

In terms of pure aesthetics It's as if Botticelli were still alive But by now I've learned that where utility's concerned You aren't worth two stars out of five

The very first time you caught my eye You struck me down like Azrael You held my hand and I was instantly damned To the second circle of the saddest hell

CHORUS 1

I look into your eyes and I know it's too late This is... the worst thing The Outer Gods could not inflict a crueller fate You are the worst thing that's ever happened to me

Just a bit innocent affection
You decry as sexual assault Don't try to get semantic with this homeless romantic Your daddy issues aren't my fault

You told me I could pull out anytime I liked But first you had to go and make it hard Everything you said through a smile I've come to dread I knew your teeth would leave a scar

CHORUS 2

I hold you in my arms and I start to suffocate This is... the worst thing I wish I'd joined a cloister where they read the Vulgate You are the worst thing that's ever happened to me

And now the walls are falling in

CHORUS 3

I knew I was doomed when we started to date This is... the worst thing The only option is destruction when you can't create You are the worst thing that's ever happened to me