Bad Things

We love to do bad things
Kicking nurses who are giving CPR
Bad things
punching babies, keying police cars
bad things
We love doing them
even though we know they're definately wrooong

bad things
Singing carols outside a nursing home
at 3AM
Stealing money from the Bailey savings and loan
they are bad things
We love doing them
even though we know they're definately wrooong

I love to beat up the homeless!
To steal from the desperately poor!
Watch me shoplift from the salvation army,
I'm one bad guy, you can't do a thing for me.

I love to do bad things
Spiking fruit juice at the kindergarden
Bad things
Stealing books from the public library
I do bad things
And I don't care, even though, I know, they're desperately wrong