You Funk My Battleship

Just residing in my monastery
Where we take a vow not to say zip
I had invoked the Blessed Virgin Mary
When you funk my battleship

I live an existence that is cenobitic
So with our passions we can come to grips
I know that we can be a little anti-Semitic
But you funk my battleship

Ponder questions in our meditation
What is man and what is hip?
You got no use for sacred observations
'Cause you funk my battleship

The Roman Canon was my doctoral thesis
So you don't you go and give me that lip
I said it didn't haven an epiklesis
And you funk my battleship

Maybe you've got multiple sclerosis
Or you're just on one hell of a trip
I'm just trying to achieve theosis
Man, you funk my battleship