You Funk My Battleship

Verse 1

Just residing in my monastery
Where we take a vow not to say zip
I had invoked the Blessed Virgin Mary
When you funk my battleship

An existence that is cenobitic
So with our passions we can come to grips
We can be a little anti-Semitic
But you funk my battleship

Chorus 1

Bound for Athos
On our boat
Tale of pathos
Now I quote
Heard a thunk
And steady drip
Man, you funk
My battleship

Verse 2

Ponder questions in our meditation
What is man and what is hip?
You got no use for sacred observations
'Cause you funk my battleship

The Roman Canon was my doctoral thesis
So you don't you go and give me that lip
I said it didn't have an epiklesis
And you funk my battleship

Chorus 2

Sabotaged
Our holy cruise
Your barrage
Destroyed our pews
We're warrior monks
So let 'er rip
Still you funk
My battleship

Maybe you've got multiple sclerosis
Or you're looking for an ego trip
I'm just trying to achieve theosis
Man, you funk my battleship