Bad Things

Verse 1

We love to do bad things
Kicking nurses giving CPR
Bad things
Punching babies, keying police cars
Bad things
We love doing them
Even though we know they're definitely wrong

Verse 2

Bad things
Singing carols outside a nursing home
At 3 A.M.
Stealing money from the Bailey savings and loan
They're bad things
We love doing them
Even though we know they're definitely wrong

Bridge

I love to beat up the homeless!
To steal from the desperately poor!
Watch me shoplift from the Salvation Army
I'm one bad guy, you can't do a thing for me

Verse 3

I love to do bad things
Spiking fruit juice at the kindergarten
Bad things
Stealing books from the public library
I do bad things
And I don't care, even though, I know, they're desperately wrong