Just a Mild Case of Stockholm Syndrome

Verse 1

In terms of pure aesthetics
It's like Botticelli were still alive
But as far as practicality goes
I give you two stars out of five

Chorus

You're the worst thing that ever happened to me
So why the hell are you the one thing I'm missing?
Must be just a mild case of Stockholm Syndrome
I'm sure that the cure must be more breakup kissing

Never thought you were that kind of girl
To split those kinds of hairs

When I said I couldn't keep it up like this

You told me I could pull out anytime I want But you weren't going nowhere